Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives.
After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing. The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!"
The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!
The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled,
'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'"
15 comments:
And that my friend is why I do not don a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos and then finish it off with a black mask.
It has nothing to do with the fact that I can't find a black leather bodice that would fit my fat self.
@soxy, I'm with ya on that one, sister. I refuse to buy the entire cow to have enough leather to wrap around this body.
Jumping stilettos Batman, did she WHACK, SPLAT, BANG him up the head?
Saw that on her blog yesterday, it was funny.
That's too much leather to wrap around this body. I'm sweating from the thought of it.
Pleading the 5th on this one.
Okay. That is freakin' hilarious.
Hmmm.
shit. I can't think of anything clever to say.
That is THE funniest thing I have read in a while. Oh yes we can all identify with that.
That is too funny!! I can picture it happening though... ;)
Yeah I'd do the black leather and have a friggin hot flash and the leather would shrink and crack and I'd be trapped and my hubby would tell the story for the rest of my life
LOLOLOLOL
peace
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Too funny. I can totally see that happening. Though not only would I not fit into the leather outfit dealie, I'd fall and bust my ass and break something wearing those stupid heels. Speaking of, I need to get my halloween costume together now :)
LMAO!!! I knew you'd love it!
Hey...how dare you write about me without my permission! And who told my little secret anyway? :)
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