No really...I'm not!

Happy Friday, peeps!

What's Your Blues Name?

Hi, I'm Boney Legs Jefferson.

What's yours?

Guess which one of my friend's this reminds me of?

Go ahead. Guess.

I'm just sayin....

Source: m.9gag.com via Julie on Pinterest

Happy Monday!

Well Hell.

January 6th, and I'm just now pulling off a "Happy New Year!" post. Nice.

I didn't make resolutions this year (or any other year for that matter) because I don't ever keep them. But I have goals.

1.  I'm trying not to say 'fuck' as much. It's really fucking fricking hard.

2.  I'm going to grow my real estate business this year. It's time to shit or get off the pot. (I've always hated the visual that catchy little phrase creates, and yet here I am using it. I should resolve not to do that again!) I either need to market myself, grow my business and make some money so that I can pay off my bills and do some travelling...or I need to surrender my license. Last year I closed one house, and what I made on it offset my monthly fees and yearly dues, so other than the tax write off I made no money in real estate.

3.  I'm back on Weight Watchers again, combining that with this fucking frickin vegan lifestyle that was thrust upon me that I am sooooooooooooo happy to be doing. (If Dr. Penny is reading this she's gonna yell at me but I don't care. My blog, my bitch platform!)  The great news is that Michael has lost 25 lbs since we started eating this way 3 months ago. I, however, haven't lost a frickin' pound. Nor do I feel amazingly better. Nor do I have an incredible amount of energy. I'm tired. Cranky, Bitchy, Sleepy, Whiny, Gassy (yeah when you eat all these damn beans, it happens. I regularly have a 6 month pregnant gas baby belly. It's lovely). Hormonal. Let's face it, I'm my own fucking Seven Dwarfs now. (Ooops...there's that F word. Hey, I'm trying.) So I figured if I'm gonna ever learn to LTVS (Love The Vegan Shit) I'm gonna need to be losing weight on it as well. Enter Weight Watchers.  It's only my first week, but it's going good so far.

Let's see...what else? I think that's enough for now. Lose weight, make money, and stop saying offensive four letter words that begin with F (unless I'm doing it, of course, at which time I can scream it so the neighbors hear me).

Those are my goals this year. What are yours?