What happens in Vegas....

Really should stay there.

His chest says "Man Whore For Tips".

This was taken on the Strip yesterday afternoon. Scary. You can click on it and get the bigger picture if you dare.

Semi-Wordless Wednesday **UPDATED**

Yay! Becky is my 300th follower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!!

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You know I can't blog without a word. So here's the wordless part:

And here's the wordy stuff:

Look at my followers. I have 299. Who's gonna be 300??????? Come to mama, baby.

A non-Hallmark moment and I'm feeling all sentimental.

So yesterday I come home, feeling all kinds of crappy (again! was feeling better but now not so much) and I had this beautiful card in the mail:

It's from my dear friend Dana at Life is Good. She makes these amazing cards, and I have been lucky enough to receive more than one. In fact I have them displayed on my shelf in the living room. There isn't a damn thing for sale at Hallmark that comes close to how pretty her cards are.

The last one she sent me was so cute, on the front it said "Friends are the flowers in the garden of life", and inside it said..."You're standing on my flowers, bitch".

God, I love that woman. She gets me, and I get her.

Dana and I got to know each other last year because I was her Secret Santa in the exchange we did among bloggers. We have become good friends, and when she and Joe finally stop lollygagging around in Florida and move back to Indiana, I'll be paying them a weekend visit. I can't wait.

So this, my friends, is why you should click on the Secret Santa link to the right and get involved in our exchange! You might make a lifelong friend....and if you're lucky she'll be a really talented artist too!

Thank you for the beautiful card, Dana. Tell Joe I said to give you a little something extra special tonight, ok? (And I don't mean a ride to the casino!)

WTF Wednesday?

Just imagine what a green thumb could do to that thing.

In other news....

If you glance to your right you will see I have like 281 followers now. I have a need to push it over 300. Go grab some friends and send 'em my way, will ya? I have something very special for #300.....

No, really. I do. And no, it's not a booty call either.

Unless #300 is really cute.

And lives close.

Things my mind screams but my mouth doesn't. **UPDATED**

First things first...get thee to my buddy Gertrude Groggin's Blog and leave her a comment telling her I sent you. Then become a follower. I want to win these damn candles of hers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, the subject at hand...things my mind screams but my mouth doesn't!

Wordless Wednesday

Remember when your mom told you never to take candy from strangers? This is who she was talking about.

Wordless Wednesday

Happy Hump Day!

Wordless Wednesday

Semi-Wordless Wednesday

Sometimes...there's just nothing left to say.

Wordless Wednesday....wait, does that mean I can't talk?

I feel compelled to explain these....but I won't.