"47 and single again blog julie" - Okay, I can see how one might search for me this way!
"can i start over at 47" - Well sure you can...and again, I can see how one would be directed to my blog with this.
"absurd internet dates and slimeballs" - Somebody's been reading the Bachelor series.
"rev. jay scott newman" - Who the hell is this? And what is it about him that leads a person to MY blog? Now I've done like 249 blog posts so far, and I'm not going to pretend to remember them all, but I am 99.999% sure I have never posted about the good Reverend Jay Scott Newman.
"what do you do for a living" question dating - OK, if I ever actually have a date, I'll ask this.
"no good white trash ho" - You know, I'd take offense to this except that I know it comes from one of my favorite cheating husband songs "Cheater Cheater" that I blogged about months ago. Evidently there are a lot of women out there who have lost their husbands to women like this, because this song search comes up in my key words all the time!
"bbw ass butt" - I beg your pardon? This particular phrase being searched on the entire World Wide Internet brings you to MY blog??
"boob" - see "bbw ass butt" above. I guess I should feel special.
"bounty paper towels" - Well at least somebody committed my Must Have's to memory.
"seek cougar" - Oh, come to Mama, honey. Don't be shy. Rawrrrl.
