Halloween Hilarity

Back in a bit with a real post, but this was funny enough for one of it's own...

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'"

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would
find offensive."

" Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, " Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic! "

" OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

" My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying? "

" Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, " That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."