I have a girl crush.
I swear to you I am not a closet lesbian, but if I were a dude, I'd be all over this woman.
My current crush is Tabatha. She was on Shear Genius last season, and I love, love, love her. And now, she has her own show on Bravo...Tabatha's Salon Takeover! Woohoo! I, as usual, DVR'd it last night and then stayed up til midnight watching. LOVES IT!!!!! (as screeched in my best gay man voice)
I don't know, there's just something about a royal bitch who wears nothing but black, speaks with an Australian accent that makes even her meanest comments acceptable, bossing people around and basically just taking zero shit from anyone or anything in the world...that I find attractive!
I'm surprised she doesn't have a whip.
Actually, I really do don't want to know if she does. I might like her too much then!
Ah, who am I kidding? I could only be a lesbian...until it was my turn.
Happy Sunday!!!!
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I see the whip... it's just off to the side!
cheating on Edytda (sp?) are you.. I always wondered about you!
Cher
Love the new signature Julie!
Hahahahaaaa....I stumbled across your blog yesterday and just fell in love with it. Now...I am a 71 year old grandmother about to become a GREAT grandmother so your blog should not interest me all that much...but...boy, it does. I love your sense of humor...and look forward to your new postings...I am following you so I won't miss any!! :O)
xo bj
Jules, she scares the crap out of me. I can feel her stealing my soul as I can't help but look into her eyes...eyes that are the portal into hell. She's possessing you and you don't even know it! STOP LOOKING AT HER!!!
I have no idea who she is. I have never heard of the show. But she is quite attractive and I can see how she would be your lesbo crush!!
Girl crushes are the best. I've had lots of 'em. This Tabatha looks like she'd break you in two with just her eyes, though. I prefer a bit more softness. (wink*wink*!!!)
Looks like she is in a beauty shop ready to do someone's hair! Wish I had some.
Girl you are cracking me up!!
You're much too good for her Jules. I bet the whip comes out daily!!
Girl crush! I must investigate this bold whipsnapper bitch with the Aussie accent. Have never had a girl crush, but there's always a first. Happy Sunday.
Okay, now I am crushed. I thought you were in love with me.
Oh I LOVE Tabitha's Salon makeover! I used to be a hairdresser, so I can so appreciate when she goes in and takes over! I just wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of one of her scathing looks! Love it!!
"I could only be a lesbian until it was my turn."
That one had me laughing embarrasingly loud in the office this morning! Thanks for the Monday morning pick-up!
ROTFLMAO!!! You have always been tough on the outside and submissive as hell on the inside -- this bitch would MAKE you take your turn whip or no whip!!!!
girl crush? too cute. i am as they say - strictly-dickly, but i have definitely on some occasion scoped out a girl and thought she was hot!
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