Saturday, April 25, 2009

First Time Sex

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'




20 comments:

Unknown said...

Very cute!

Michel said...

OMG! HAHAHA! I totally didn't see that one coming! Good one!

sheila said...

OMG, that is frickin hysterical! Did not anticipate that ending! Blahhh haaa!

Unknown said...

Fantastic GOTCHA!

T said...

OMG - that is too damn funny!

Anonymous said...

Too good!!!

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahah

Debz said...

That made my jaw drop! Good one! That's a must share!

Debra Lynn Shelton said...

There's ALMOST nothing better than starting a Saturday morning with a great joke!!! Thanks, you nailed this one. (So to speak.)

Joanie said...

LOL!! I didn't see that coming either!

Dumbwit Tellher said...

Hilarious!!

Have a sunny wkend (:

bj said...

OMGOSH...this is the funniest one I've heard in forever...caught me totally off guard.
GREAT POST!!

Coloradolady said...

Oh My....funny.

chocolatecovereddaydreams.blogspot.com said...

Haha! That was hysterical!! Thanks for the Saturday laugh!

Treasia Stepp said...

OMG that one surprised me. Thanks for sharing my laugh out loud today.

Grace said...

Great GREAT post. When I saw the title in my dashboard I was thinking you were going to talk about your first time.. HA
So I feel so sorry for the boy... lol

Stephanie said...

LOL I didn't see that one coming :)

dadshouse said...

Hahahaha. Funny.

Fragrant Liar said...

D'oh! Surprise twist ending - the sign of a great joke. Thanks for sharing it. I got a good chuckle.

Mikes Sumondong said...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! You just made my day. LOL! Thanks for sharing!