Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
*Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
*Loss of motor control
*Loss of clothing
*Loss of money
*Headache
*Dehydration
*Dry mouth
*Desire to sing Karaoke
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you
think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to
think you can sing.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make your
clothes fall off.
WARNING:
If you are my sister, the consumption of Margaritas can make you do headstands, belly flops, and pull your top down in the swimming pool, in addition to giving you the "flu" the next day. You know who you are.
This public service announcement was brought to you by Don Patron.
33 comments:
Julie...are you planning to take three Margaritas and call it a Friday?
~AM
I'd love a Margarita but I need to be home by next Christmas. I was going to comment on what alcohol used to make me do but I can't actually remember.
Hmmmm Don Patron, is he a better friend than Jose Cuervo? Because Jose and I haven't spoken in years, after what he did to me one New Year's Eve. Sneaky Mexican!
HA!
Never been a margarita girl, but I'll do some vodka shooters which has the same effect.
*snicker* Guess it's a good thing I love me some margaritas, huh?
lol...love this...as a matter of fact it is my scheduled post for sat...
Looks like my wife definitely needs a Margarita. Heck, I can probably use one too.
Love it-great way to start the weekend!! Happy Easter!
Gee, thanks...the only thing I've been craving for 5 months...*sigh* The only thing I'll be toasting with on Cinco de Mayo is that orange drink for my glucose test!
Mmmm....margaritas....
I love Don Patron. I'd rather ditch the margarita and just enjoy the patron shots.
Wine has the same effect too....I should know, I had TOO much of it last night and was checking things off on your list there...:)
Well Shit! now i want a margarita!
LOL, so true, especially about loosing your clothes. I'll toast you, but with a martini, my favorite.
Happy Easter!
Jane
So true! Now I am off for a drink. It is noon somewhere, right?
Dr. Julie,
What time should I take my prescription?
AM...yes. Starting at 5pm.
B&B....how's vacation?
MRM...Patron kicks Cuervo's ass.
Danica....I've seen you in action.
Liz...we need Margarita Bunco! Maybe that's what my theme will be this summer! Oh wait, that will be the pool party theme!
Georgie...great minds drink alike.
Stormy...your wife needs more than an alcoholic beverage. LOL
Harleygirl...I haven't seen you in way too long. Danica and I need to come and visit you while you're bartending!
Allison...you're not naming the baby Margarita, right?
Chele...I'm with you on the shots.
Gaston...I can do martinis as well. I'll have whatever you're having.
Scandy....start now. It will make Friday go much faster!
Your site is giving me my laughs for the day!
I'm looking forward to coming back - often.
T
AH ya margarita bunco would be cool!!!!
Margaritas --- one of the side effects for me is that my clothes do come off so when I go to Vegas....no margaritas for me, k?
Nothing beats sipping a frosty margarita (with salt)
in a hammock on a gorgeous white sand beach at an exotic resort in the Caribbean as you watch the waves lap at the white sand,
OR
laying on the ratty flea-riddled couch in the lime green living room of a 1958 double-wide parked in the scummiest mobile home park in WV watching As the World Turns.
All of a sudden I'm thirsty (and itchy)!
HAHAHAHA! Julie, I found your blog from a link on Rachel Sarah's. This is perfect--a girlfriend and i were already planning to include margaritas in our Easter lunch (I gave up distilled spirits for Lent)...
loss of clothing - i love it. how goes it Julie? i so want to go to vegas with you in may...but big sexy has her heart set on my heading to her native ohio. and i sooooo thought of you...it would be funny if she ends up being THISCLOSE to you and then you are off in vegas....
i love margaritas! i think this holidays requires lots of them.
You know that country song, "Tequila Makes My Clothes Fall Off". Margaritas are my favorite drink in the whole world!
Ditto Butler and Bagman ...
Also I have given you an award, please visit my page to receive it.
Sarah Lulu
TeKILLya does indeed make my clothes fall off. After I puke on them. It's ugly. REALLY ugly.
I stopped here via Sarah Lulus blog and glad I did. Just this past weekend my SIL, daughter and I had an issue with Margaritas...how appropriate.
NOthing better...a good cold margarita...either frozen or on the rocks....made with cuervo gold. Yum...Yum
I'm soooo glad you put those 'warnings' on there. Because that explains many of the things that happen to me when I DRINK them! Wow! Who knew. I wonder if the singing is what makes all my friends use earplugs. Huh! Good to know!
LOL
I think I'll stick to my martinis:)
BTW, you may have to watch out for me in Vegas while I'm drinking. I've been on the wagon a while;)
This made me laugh out loude. So clever...
Well, I have to say I just flat don't drink. And the reason I don't is because I'm kind of "all that" and if I did imbibe, I shudder to think what I might do!
Brenda
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