Thursday, October 8, 2009

Live....from Las Vegas!!!!!




My dear friend Vegas Linda Lou is my guest blogger today....please welcome her to the 47 Stage with a fantastic round of applause, standing ovation, and cheers from the crowd!!!! Take it away, Linda!!!!

Hey, everybody!

Man, do I have something to get off my chest, but it’s one of those things that I probably shouldn’t post on my own blog, so I asked Julie if I could rant on her site Like a good BFF/twin separated at birth, she was happy to oblige.

Here’s the story. As you may have read right here, last Saturday was my birthday. On Tuesday our office admin came over to my cubicle with a birthday card for me. (I know,Tuesday, right?) Anyway, the card was signed by a bunch of my co-workers who share my area of the cube farm and their sentiments were lovely. ”You’re so much fun to work with.” “You’re the coolest.” That kind of stuff. (All true, I might add.)

So I’m reading the card, getting a kick out of what everyone said, and then I see what our company’s CEO wrote:

H.B.

E.P.


“E.P.” are his initials, so I take it the “H.B.” must stand for “Happy Birthday.”

H.B.? Does anything say, “I could not give one shit about the people who work for me” more than that? Why not just mark it with a bloody “X"?

WTF, E.P.? R U so GD busy U can’t F-in’ write out “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”??? Jesus H, take the extra three seconds, big guy!

I M so not LOL.

Aaaah, thanks Julie! I feel better now.

XOXO

L.L.

You are welcome, darlin, any time. Please leave my girl lots of comment love, and don't forget to tip your blog host waitress on your way out. Someone's gotta pay for my rehab.

11 comments:

The Peach Tart said...

That's just rude and egotistical. Linda Lou you are worth so much better than that.

OHN said...

Damn you Julie. Now I have to add ANOTHER terrific woman writer/blogger to my must read list. I may have to quit my job to keep up with my blogroll.

Linda Lou, welcome to my roll.

chocdrop said...

Oh he might as well have skipped it all together. Damn bosses!!

Good thing, we are here to support you!

Anonymous said...

Ah gotta love a real asshole at work.

~Thought's By Dena~/ JDs Gift Shack said...

oh man..after that he should of gave you the day off!!!!

Vegas Linda Lou said...

Thanks, gals. And thank you, Julie! Unfortunately, I have many more rants where that came from!

Tuesday Taylor said...

What about leaving a note on the CEO's desk that says "FU EB"

Tracie said...

That is BS.

Debz said...

OMG Linda Lou! You have to be kidding.
I think we can blame it on technology though. We're all TY and YW and B4 - we shorthand EVERYTHING.
But shorthanding something as personal as a birthday greeting is just effed up.

BTW, J (lol) - had fun..wish you were there...... :(

SSP said...

there is a line in the play I am directing where the character, trying to be delicate around her sister, says "F U, you B" - I am with Scandalous....he needs a well placed FU EB....although I know in the "real" world you can't do it...but can I just say, TUESDAY???? I hope you rolled your eyes and said "gee thanks" in a flat noncommittal voice. bastards....

Bobby Allan said...

Oh my gosh, why did he even sign it at all?? Happy Belated!!