A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
'Oh, I really liked it, ' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents. '
Dumbfounded, her date asked, ' What do you mean? '
'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
11 comments:
you know my exwife?
Bwahahaha! That sounds like something I would say about football. I just don't get it and don't care to.
You mean that's not what they are doing? :scratching my blonde head:
Hahahaha!!!!
LMAO!!!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh NOW i get it....LOL
That is hilarious!!!
That was funny.
I love it when I can provide you with fodder -- this is the kind of thing the humorous whatever committee wanted to see!! ;-))
Heh Heh!!! Funny!
This one is good enough to read outloud to my hubby.
ha ha ha. I knew they had to be fighting over something!
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