Ding ding ding...we have a winner!!!!
Hello Dear,
how is your work? I should say that I am looking for a strong,sincer and geniue woman and true love, a wild passion to drive me crazy and at the same time a stable love to keep me happy and satisfied. a relationship with respect love and caring i am male 49, Originally from LOUISIANA, scott city , i came across ur profile and i love what i saw...i am Carmen J. Miller by name, i am a very nice man that loves the lord, and loves going to church ....I am single so i am thinking of to get someone beside me and i would like you to pls tell me more about yourself. I am 6-2 tall, 220lb , averagely built , i am a straight forward person , i love kids alot , i Love to travel , i am a very regious person , i love to help those in need around me .i love to make ppl laugh , i love the outdoor games , soccer to be exact and basketball . I also swim alot, My friends describe me as being loyal, caring, and straight forward I'm financial and emotionally stable. I enjoy most types of music, love nature, travel, movies and spending time...Ask what else u need to know and i would tell you.I also would like to know more about you and if there are any pics of the you, pls send them to my personal email addy .I'm Open Minded,Caring,Respective,Easy Going,Compassionate,Tender Loving,Affectionate ,Trust Worthy ,Honest and God Fearing..I don't Discrimate in terms of Ethnic Differences, Religion Differences and I really don't Think that Distance should be Barrier in a Relationship..Am looking forward to meet an Intelligent, Honest ,Caring ,Faithful , loving Affectionate, loyal and understanding woman....And i also would like you to get back to me on this same address goldenheartman1961@yahoo.com So that it would make it easier been my personal mail box ,So that i would be able to reply you quickly.As i check my mail on a daily basis. and you can also write on me on my messenger id goldenheartman1961....
Carmen J. Miller
REGARD YOU......
Is it just me, or do they speak with a weird foreign accent in Louisiana?
Dear Carmen:
Pass.
Love, Julie.
22 comments:
Ha! The entire time I'm reading it thinking, man, why does he sound like he's foreign?? And then you put that at the end! Two great minds think alike :) I can't get over the use of pls. Like it's so difficult to type please. Not as laugh out loud funny as previous ones, but still good. Keep 'em coming!
he prob was foreign.. Their called Cajun's in that part of the country.. and he deffinately loves the Lord and his religion.. I think you should give him a chance.. he just wants someone to "lye" next to!!
Cher
Ah come on, I wanna see you drop to your knees and hollar a few hail marys!
It's so good to see that I'm not the only one who attracts these people!! I love what you emailed back to him - I'll have to use that one. I either ignore them, or make up some ridiculous reason why I don't think it will "work out"!
Capitalization, punctuation, spelling, grammar... this guy... LACKS it all.
I absolutely love these. Before I found my "real" honey, I would just ignore these emails, but I really love your response.
Can you imagine what a funny blog post if you were actually to meet this guy in person?! Since he's so "regious", maybe you could meet him in church...
I love that he is "sincer" and if they need to tell you that they are emotionally stable they probably aren't!!!
Holy shit. Well, at least he's respective.
if u hav any cents u will go to his frenz and ax for ther blezzins when u take this religus god away frum them.
OMGosh LMFAO!!!! I am rollin here Julie!
I do believe he is going to want you to invest in his new company soon so you two can be rich together. Did you ask if he is originally from Nigeria? :)
Ashley took the thoughts out of my mouth...he must be originally from Nigeria...since he is a traveling man. He may want to bring you home to Mama. Of course it may cost a bit but you can send the money upfront to his bank account. Hahaha
I cannot stand the "ur" the "i" and all of the other things... I had in my profile that I like YOUNGER men from around my area. So when I would get someone old enough to be my dad email me from across the country, I'd email them back with: "Oh good! You've written to tell me about your handsome young grandson who lives in my area that you think I'd be a good match for. Thank you so much!" That shuts them up.
Yeah, pass. "I love the Lord" is a definite red flag, but really, where's the fun in someone who's emotionally stable? NEXT!
Cajun + Nigerian = Cajerian?
Ah, so obvious that English is NOT his first language! If you actually started chatting with him, you'd find that he is either a widower whose wife died tragically in a car crash and he has a young teenage son. he has a great job, usually in engineering but right now he's working in West Africa.
I used to love to mess with these clowns.
I once had a fellow tell me he was a colonel in the Danish Army. The picture he sent me was of General Peter Pace, who was the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff ... the highest ranking military officer in the US... and a friend of my brother-in-law.
I told this asswipe if he was going to pick a phony picture, he really shouldn't choose the highest ranking military officer in the USA. Never heard from him again.
I think he really a woman;)
"I also would like to know more about you and if there are any pics of the you, pls send them to my personal email addy ."
For some reason, this is the most amusing part of his message. I think it's the "the you" reference. No denying he's foreign now! Ha HA - he's been caught red handed.
I was quite shocked when we got to the end and he didn't tell you he also neded to help get his mamaw out of the forign country she where she is held prisoner or something and could you plz help him do it. LOL.
God fearing man he is just tell him you put a big hex on him. Scare the bejesus out of him.
Why can't men learn to use spell check?
Just too damn painful...I couldn't get past the first few lines! Wow.
I hope you're finding a couple of good ones that you're just keeping a secret...these are ridiculous!
ayyy! that was PAINFUL to read. for goodness sakes.
Tweet: Bachelor #X: Foreigner posing as a Cajun.
*very funny, btw*
Remind me to teach you about hashtags....
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