Hi Julie!
Thanks for that nice welcome.
So here's the thing. I have 195 followers.
I want to break 200.
It's a personal goal. I never dreamed I have more than about 5 followers when I started this blog, and now I'm becoming obsessed with my own popularity.
(I say that totally tongue in cheek because if you recall correctly, my dysfunctional date a couple of months ago informed me that I was "all caught up in my own celebrity". Celebrity? Dude, I write a blog. I'm not exactly on the cover of the National Enquirer. (Yet) But now that he brought my attention to my attention whorishness, I feel I have to maintain my reputation!)
So, who do I have to sleep with to get more followers to send me over the edge? (Baggy, put your hand down. It was a sarcastic question, not an actual offer.) Wait...I mean over my goal. God knows I'm already dangling on the edge of sanity.
I know what I'll do.
I'll have a giveaway!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Can I mail myself off to one of you?)
Bring me
C'mon. This will be fun. I'll make it a really nice gift too. I know how to shop OFF of Ebay too you know!
Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines. This is a prize you will not want to miss.
The contest starts...NOW.
23 comments:
You are over the edge honey no dangling to it! Good Luck with your "situation"!
Cher
You crack me up - I think we're related somehow. I know I won't be able to win the contest, but I'm proud to be a part of the "elite under 200!"
Bagman's engine was already started.
LMAO my followers already follow you!
You already have all my people - lol.
But I would follow you to the ends of the earth, or over the edge, wherever you might take me. I love you that much.
I'd like to think I'm early on in the 'follower's' list too. At least top 100 - lol!
Julie, I've been a lurker for a while. You probably have way more than 195 followers - just that some are too shy to comment. Great blog!
Nancy
Oh your going to break 200 EASY!
I had to laugh too, because my "3" came from you, I think!
I wish I could enter this contest but I can't wait to see you go over the edge. Good luck!!!
I have been a lurker for some time - just now signed up to follow - love your blog!! - Robin W.
Okay, this is way too unfair considering that I have 1500 Twitter followers. What if I get you followers on Twitter? Does that count?
I'm a follower! I have you on my igoggle so I can see day to day what you are up to. Good luck!
I was anonymous - but I just went public!
I have 6 followers...guess I really need to ratchet up the whoring, huh??
Don't forget, you technically have more followers that your little list shows. There's also people like me that read through a reader and don't have a blogger account.
ARE YOU SAYING I DON'T COUNT?!!?!!!
You hit it, baby!
Congratulations!
:-)
You asked and you got it! Good for you!!
Oh, you f%*@ing b!#*h!
Two hundred followers??? I can barely muster up 35 and now I haven't even appeared on anyone's reading list for the past four weeks! In the words of Nancy Kerrigan, "Why? WHY?"
Tweet: "I'm Julie, and I'm a 48 year old attention whore"
I think you should be giving something out to those of us in the first hundred...
PS...send me some followers, I am obsessed as well!
Well, I think you gave me all my peeps, so I'm not sure I'll be a help...
Don't think I can be of service. I only have 4 followers:(
I'm soliciting followers for you over at my place!
I came from Meg's place. She definitely deserves the prize. Love your blog so far.
Well I always knew you were a whore but didn't know the exact kind rofl...
I would LOVE to help you, win something but I have only a couple of followers, maybe only two or three that really even look at my boring ass blog rofl...
I love ya and that is all that counts muwah
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