This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "6."
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
Now, that's love.
15 comments:
You have to respect an honest man.
Too funny! Poor woman!
LMAO!!! That is too funny!!!!
Ha! That sounds like something my grandfather would have done.
Oh bless her heart. She's going to the big house for a looooooong time. ;)
Typical bloody man!
LOL!!! Now THAT's funny!! It's also something my husband would do.
Very cute...and I do love the pic!
I hate when people find out my granny's secrets. I thought we had the court records sealed. I go up and see her on the weekends.
Hope he goes to visit her in the popo! Lol
Great story!! Very funny.
TOO funny! I always hated peas.
your blog never ceases to make me feel better - this is a riot.
Absolutely love!!
to funny!
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