Usually, that word was Fuckyou.
Anyway...let's see if I can do this crafty little thing that I am stealing from my sweet son's blog.
Here we go! One word, right? Hmmmm...I can do this.
Where is your cell phone? BesideMeOnTheTableWhereElseWouldItBe?
Your father? ReallyFarNorthAKAHeaven
Your mother? ProbablyLayingInBedWhereSheUsuallyIsInHerRoomInTheNursingHome
Your favorite thing? FridayAtQuittinTime
Your dream last night? LetsJustSayItWasWeirdlyIntriguingAboutJoeBiden
Your favorite drink? SomethingOnTheRocksAndAlotOfIt
Your dream goal? EnoughRealEstateTransactionsThisYearToPayOffAllMyBills
The room you are in? TheComputerRoomFormerlyKnownAsTheThirdBedroom
Your fear? AnythingBadHappeningToMyChild
Where do you want to be in 6 years? MarriedToMySoulMateAndLivingHappyHealthyAndWell
Muffins? BananaNutPlease
Favorite band? TheEaglesOrHeartILoveBothEqually
Favorite hobby? DependsOnIfI'mNakedOrClothed
Favorite show? ICantPossiblyNarrowItDownToOne
One of wish list items? TheAbilityToFitIntoSizeTenJeansComfortably
Where did you grow up? IHaventYetLOL
The last thing you did? FigureOutHowToGetAroundTheOneWordAnswerIssue
What you are wearing? MyReegUniversitySweatshirtAndAPairOfTommyBahamaSweatPants
Your t.v.? IsInTheLivingRoom?
Your pets? DriveMeFreakingInsaneAndWhenTheyDieIWillNeverHaveAnotherOne
Your computer? APieceOfShitMyExBuiltWithNoSound
Your life? OverallIt'sGoodAndImStartingToRealizeItsUpToMeToMakeItGreat
Your mood? ALittleCrankyALotLonelyABitHungry
Missing someone? MySisterLindaEveryDay
Your car? TheBaneOfMyExistenceForAMaximumOfTwelveMoreMonths
Favorite store? IDontLikeToShop
Your favorite color? BlackBlueRedPurple
When is the last time you laughed? ImReallyNotSure
Last time you cried? TodayWaitThat'sJustOneWord!!!!
Three people who email you? PennyElizabethDebJillOKThatsFourSueMe.
Three of my favorite foods? AnythingItalianMexicanorGreek
OK then! I did it! I answered everything in one word answers!!! Woohoo!!!
What do you mean I cheated? This quiz was brought to you via Jule's Rules. Remember, I am a celebrity now. I get to make shit up as I go.
22 comments:
Tis is juat a hysterical post. I'm sooo going to have to agree with you on that one word F-you answer.
Thanks, what a great way to start my joyfilled day!!
Steady On,
Reggie Girl
Made me laugh .....I'm trying to balance my laptop on my lap in bed whilst giggling ...
You are a new joy in my life.
Had a rough and tumble day so it's good to read something funny before I go to sleep.
I love your onewordanswers. Especially the fy.
You always make me laugh, girl.
Sorry man.....can't give it to you today. I think those were the longest one word run ons ever known to man...
On another note, I kept hearing this disc jockey this weekend. I thought she was saying it was the "Julie and Jordan" show, and of course thought of you. I looked it up, cuz I never heard Jordan! It was the "Julien Jordan" show.
julie...not so sure I want to play scrabble with you! :)
~AM
Yours is truly the best rendition of this game I have ever seen. I laughed my butt off.....and it is Monday! Thanks for being so creative and making my day start out with a definite BANG!
That's not cheating, that's being CREATIVE!
LMAOforsureforsureyouareacraftyone!
LOL....when we named the group....we were all over 40...southern women....with careers and full plates of life....we all loved the Movie Steel Magnolias....and decided to take a play off the movie....but instead of Steel....we chose Still...Magnolias are one of the most delicate flowers....and when life deals us crushing blows....and we handle them....we remind ourselves...that we are Still Magnolias....even though we appear strong. LOL
OMGLOLONLYYOUlovepenny
I'm just happy I got a shout out in the post. That right there gives you a free pass on the cheating.
Good job though. They all looked like one word responses to me. Of course I'm usually drunk and that's the way everything looks to me.
Side note: Don't try to pay bills like that.
You ARE a cheater but I wonder how the heck someone could answer those questions in ONE word anyway. That would take A LOT of metal power.
Yeah ....and apparently I don't have enough MENTAL power to spell it mental correctly.
Figures
LOL
See how easy that was for me?
This comment doesn't count.
Only the first one !!!!
What????
I can make my own rules too!!!
Too hard but you made it easy! Love the long one word answers!
You're so funny, Julie!
God, I love women who say "fuck."
IThinkYouAreExactlyRight. AndYouWillBeLaughingSoon!!!!!!
UH, you did real good, and, uh, I am amazed at your ability to spell and......OH alright. I'll admit that I went to your son's blog and he did alot better than you did, except when he said ORANGE JUICE. The nut doesn't fall far from the tree.
Now they were great one word answers. I have to hand it to you, I didn't think you were going to be able to do it but you did. Just goes to show what a clever girl you are!! Love your humor and honesty and I reckon in 10 years you will be living your dreams. I reckon you will be doing it within 18 months!! I like predictions.
Now they were great one word answers. I have to hand it to you, I didn't think you were going to be able to do it but you did. Just goes to show what a clever girl you are!! Love your humor and honesty and I reckon in 10 years you will be living your dreams. I reckon you will be doing it within 18 months!! I like predictions.
ithinkyouarehysterical!
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