Shrek said "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?"
Angelina Jolie agreed. "I'm told I'm the most gorgeous woman of them all,but sometimes I wonder."
Brad Pitt added "Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed."
They decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking Mirror Mirror on the Wall to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world!"
Brad jumped up and said "Congratulations! And you are indeed looking at the Sexiest Man Alive, according to the Mirror."
But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said in a somewhat pissed off voice...
"Who the Hell is Julie?"
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. LOL
20 comments:
That's awesome, Julie! Rock on, chica!
Hi! I linked to your blog via BSU! This post was hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
Ahhh, look out! Angelina is going to kick your ass!!
love it :)
Now THAT is funny! Loved this.
You're funny!
julie...happy Saturday! This is a great post! Thanks!
~AM
Sounds right to me.
Cassie
LMAO!!!!!
So do you get to date Brad now?
You are my favorite!
LOL...I have seen this before and it never gets old!!!
well you are probably sexier than ol' brad pitt too, i would imagine, not that i am sitting here imagining YOU, per se...but Brad just doesn't do it for me anymore, ya know??
Jules, I love you but I admit that I have girl crushed on Angelina for over 12 years now.
Too funny! Great Post!
That was funny!!!
Too funny!
shiiiiiit... that jolie bitch aint got nothin on you.
nothin.
shiiiiiit... that jolie bitch aint got nothin on you.
nothin.
shiiiiiit... that jolie bitch aint got nothin on you.
nothin.
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