It's hilarious but there's some truths to those blobs. But, in defense of the blobs, if you can't be real around your blob then who can you be real with?
There's several steps missing: pink blog knows that "once they're married" she will be able to change yellow blog and make him better.....for which he will be grateful and indebted to her for life.
And you mean it's not true about children enriching marriages?
yeah, I am avoiding all those places by making myself completely unavailable for any kind of a relationship, unless it can take place in an airplane...hmmmm then again....
Did I give you permission to tell my story on your blog. And how did you get my ex's photo - he looks just like this, a big yellow blob!!! Can you tell I am still bitter? Are there drugs do you know to get over bitterness?? LOL
I'm close, but not quite at the Comfortable Stage--I'm mortified to admit this, but last night in bed my guy said something funny and I accidentally farted. I could have freakin' DIED! For a minute, I thought, "Maybe I should just kill him so he can never bring this up again." Oh, the shame...
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Someone once asked me if I were married, or if I were happy.
This is another example of why it is better to be happy.
Cheers to us...I think we're okay being single!
Awwww, it aint all bad. Sure there's the loathing and discontent, but you forget that with enough liquor.
hehehehhe!
Those are hilarious! It really IS that bad when you marry a yellow blob. Trust me on that one.
LMAO!!
I. Am. Never. Dating. Again.
OK, I lied. But I'm not going to date any yellow blobs, that's for sure!
Too funny. Saw a comment you left somewhere else and had to stop by.
HILARIOUS.
Everyone should read this before they even go on that first date. People need to get real about dating, you know?
It's hilarious but there's some truths to those blobs. But, in defense of the blobs, if you can't be real around your blob then who can you be real with?
That was cute and needed this morning!
There's several steps missing: pink blog knows that "once they're married" she will be able to change yellow blog and make him better.....for which he will be grateful and indebted to her for life.
And you mean it's not true about children enriching marriages?
blob
LMAO...i am in both the deline stage and married stage go figure
That's to funny for words this morning. Loved it.
Amazing how perfectly this cartoon describes the mating rituals of most humans. I too have been there and done that (twice!)
Hahahaha! That's quite funny!
OMG see why I don't want to get married again? HE HE EHE
LOL!!! Too funny!
The day I have to schedule sex is the day I jump off a bridge.
Why the hell do we all do this? WHY? TELL ME!
I'm still in the excited phase and plan to stay *excited*
yeah, I am avoiding all those places by making myself completely unavailable for any kind of a relationship, unless it can take place in an airplane...hmmmm then again....
Did I give you permission to tell my story on your blog. And how did you get my ex's photo - he looks just like this, a big yellow blob!!! Can you tell I am still bitter? Are there drugs do you know to get over bitterness?? LOL
HAHAHAHA! Too funny.
I'm close, but not quite at the Comfortable Stage--I'm mortified to admit this, but last night in bed my guy said something funny and I accidentally farted. I could have freakin' DIED! For a minute, I thought, "Maybe I should just kill him so he can never bring this up again." Oh, the shame...
julie...too funny~
~AirmanMom returning to her blog...
That's too funny!
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