"47 and single again blog julie" - Okay, I can see how one might search for me this way!
"can i start over at 47" - Well sure you can...and again, I can see how one would be directed to my blog with this.
"absurd internet dates and slimeballs" - Somebody's been reading the Bachelor series.
"rev. jay scott newman" - Who the hell is this? And what is it about him that leads a person to MY blog? Now I've done like 249 blog posts so far, and I'm not going to pretend to remember them all, but I am 99.999% sure I have never posted about the good Reverend Jay Scott Newman.
"what do you do for a living" question dating - OK, if I ever actually have a date, I'll ask this.
"no good white trash ho" - You know, I'd take offense to this except that I know it comes from one of my favorite cheating husband songs "Cheater Cheater" that I blogged about months ago. Evidently there are a lot of women out there who have lost their husbands to women like this, because this song search comes up in my key words all the time!
"bbw ass butt" - I beg your pardon? This particular phrase being searched on the entire World Wide Internet brings you to MY blog??
"boob" - see "bbw ass butt" above. I guess I should feel special.
"bounty paper towels" - Well at least somebody committed my Must Have's to memory.
"seek cougar" - Oh, come to Mama, honey. Don't be shy. Rawrrrl.
21 comments:
I think we both know where boob came from (lol).
I need to go check my analytics. I never get any good hits.
julie...this post is priceless!
(I'm off to check my analytics as well)
~AirmanMom returning to her blog...
Haha! So funny. My blog is most popular for searches on "tattoos during pregnancy" since I photographed my belly tattoo while pregnant every month.
It's a big hit I guess.
"47 and single again blog julie" I think that one might have been from me... I usually check your blog at work and wanted to check it out on the weekend at home but couldn't remember the address!
- Sarah
holy. crap.
that cheater cheater song is playing right now! that is so weird!
- Sarah
LOL. So, I couldn't resist, I searched rev. j scott newman 47 starting over and it brought me to this new post... lol. Now you have blogged about him!!
This is really funny! It makes you wonder, huh?
I'm such a computer idiot.
I don't know how to check my analytics.
E-mail me Jules and teach me something new;)
here's mine
dad daughter in tub beaverchristmasornaments.com
mahkwa lodge
miss beadle
hottest moan in the world
hot daddy and daughter
trout lake camp MN
i'm a size four!
http://hottublizzy.blogspot.com/
hot tup inca 3000
why didn't you stop him from making that
hottube dad and daughter
hawaii
Hottest moan in the world is by FAR my favorite
Now you've got me curious about my analytics.
Those were pretty funny, Jules!
You practically have me bent over my keyboard.
Love this one:
"seek cougar" - Oh, come to Mama, honey. Don't be shy. Rawrrrl."
P.S. My most popular keyword search? "Lactating while dating"... yikes.
With both you and manday posting about google analytics, I'm off to check mine out.
Also, I tagged you in my blog!
lol~~ i have always been afraid to see what google analytics comes up with me since i've blogged about wildfire the goat, who tried to fuck me!! LOL
thanks for the laugh
it's great to be able to be back on line again
I absolutely LOVE Joey & Rory! Have you seen the video?
FYI...Jay Scott Newman was from 11/14. He's the jackass who refused communion to people who voted for Obama.
What the hell's an analytic?
i left you a little something something on my last post for tuesday
boob...obvy the boob bachelor. cougar could be anybody..you go girl!!!
Too much!
I stand corrected. Evidently I have mentioned Rev. Whack Job in my blog before!
You are hysterical!
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