1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my personal favorite
13. Potential Murder Suspect
You've been warned. If you choose to piss a woman off during this time, do not expect me to visit you in the hospital or identify your body at the morgue.
12 comments:
Those are GREAT!!!
Ya know one day I expect to be sacrificed by you women just becuase I hang out here... Do me a favor, have your way with me first?
@vinnie...I'm not sure you can handle it! LOL
Girl, you crack me up.
@ Vinnie - she got you, dude! I believe a threat has been thrown down!
My favorites are: Pass my shotgun and pissy mood syndrome. I just can't help...something comes over me that I just can't help...I turn into a potential UFC fighter. (well, just in my thoughts actually.)
I'm willing to try in Vegas and see if I survive...
Hehehehehehe
Here's a couple from our side...
Potential mass suicide
Perform my self-satisfaction
Perhaps maim self
Pickle may suffer
Pre made sandwiches
Protect male species
Penis may shrink
@vinnie...Oh.My.God.
I just spit Diet Pepsi all over my monitor!
Spitting... That's soooooooooooo disapointing................
So. Glad. You're. Back!
What do you call a woman with PMS and ESP?
*A bitch who thinks she knows everything.*
@won...yes ma'am! I resemble that remark! :)
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