The Bachelor of all Bachelors

Well, let me start out with his profile picture.

Nice looking guy. Brown hair, glasses. Wearing a tux. Looks like a happy guy!

Here's his profile:

You may have seen me already, I was the Amber Alert Hero that rescued the 4 kids from their step Grandfather in August of 2004. That was a great time being in the spotlight but it is very opposite as to how I really feel, I am somewhat shy and quiet till I get to know someone. I go out of my way to help anyone I can. I love to laugh and smile and love to make others laugh and smile as well. My fault in life is that I am too nice to everyone which makes me easy to get taken advantage of. My Favorite moves are love stories followed by an action flick. I am a former Marine that is confident. I would love to excercise more but find it boring to do it alone. I am usually quiet until I get to know you but then I can be very funny and outgoing. I try to not make the wrong impression all the time so I come across I have been told a little stodgy or a stick in the mud. I respect everything and everyone, I love animals especially dogs of any size.

I am looking for that special lady that I can spoil, she needs to have a big heart like my own. She needs to be able to communicate and share everything with her partner. She needs to enjoy life. She needs to treat others with respect and is very even tempered. Easy to get along with.

If you are that one special lady please give me a chance you won't be sorry.

In his "About Me" stuff, he says he's a business owner, loves to shop, go out to eat, movies, riding his Harley, taking his classic car to car shows, etc.

Sounds good so far, right? My kind of guy!!!!

There are two more pictures.

The first one is him standing in front of the tree made famous at Pebble Beach Golf Course in California (I forget what kind of tree this is but it's on their logo). Great picture...ocean in the background. This one was taken September 27, 2003.

The next picture is of him and a beautiful lady dressed in costume from back in the day in old Venice...long dress, hair piled high...taken at the Venetian Hotel by the gondola ride in Las Vegas on September 22, 2003.

Now, you may be wondering why I know the dates of these pictures. It's very easy to explain.

They were taken on my wedding day and my honeymoon.

The profile picture? My husband, in his tux, taken at our wedding on September 20, 2003. Taken, in fact, about 2 minutes after we walked down the aisle and were waiting for our guests to come through the receiving line. He looks very happy. (And was.) He had just kissed me seconds before, and the photographer snapped a picture of him looking adoringly at me. (Let's all collectively gag...)

The other two pictures were taken on our honeymoon. We flew to Vegas the night we got married, stayed two days and then rented a convertible and drove to LA and up the coast to San Francisco. Best trip of my life. Happiest time of my life for sure.

And he's using those pictures to meet other women.

You know what the really absurd part of this is? It's this...I am looking for that special lady that I can spoil, she needs to have a big heart like my own. She needs to be able to communicate and share everything with her partner. She needs to enjoy life. She needs to treat others with respect and is very even tempered. Easy to get along with. SERIOUSLY? You had that, you stupid fucker. And you fucking blew it to stick your dick in someone else's wife. FUCK YOU. I'm pretty sure you already met and married a woman like that. I don't think you will be that lucky twice, pal. In fact, I *know* you won't.

Needless to say, I am passing on this one! I just wish there was a way to put a warning label on his profile to save the rest of the women in this town.

***Disclaimer**** This is not a new profile for him. He's had this online since shortly after our divorce but it was inactive for the past two years. I just noticed yesterday that it said he was active in the past 24 hours, so either he's rejoined and reactivated his profile to find dates, or he was looking to see if I was back on! Regardless, it still pisses me off that he uses our wedding pictures on a freaking dating site, and everything he wants in a woman is everything he had with me.

****Added Note**** I guess I have a lot to be thankful for this year, don't I?