But funny.
You know....when one has nothing new to report, insert joke here.
Enjoy!
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained.
"It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
Her mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner"?
His funeral will be held Thursday.
11 comments:
Ba-dum-dummmmm...
Thanks for the Friday smile, Julie! Have a great weekend!
This was such a quick post that it makes me wonder what you're doing: ironing your love dress maybe?
How about from my Aug 11 post:
Two women were talking about their lives since they had become nursing home residents.
They both agreed that life was good but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather upset because her sex life had really died since she and her husband had come to the nursing home.
The other woman said that her sex life was great. “The secret t great sex is this,” the woman told her, “when my husband is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lay on the bed and put both legs behind my head. When he comes out and sees me like that he gets so excited, we have wild sex the rest of the night.”
Ethel says, “I’m going to try that tonight.”
When Ethel’s husband is getting ready in the bathroom that night, she takes off all her clothes and sits on the side of the bed. Although it was a struggle, she gets one leg up and behind her head. Pretty soon, she got the other leg behind her had as well. After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel falls backward and can’t move.
Not long afterward her husband comes out of the bathroom. With a shocked look on his face, he yells, “For God’s sake, Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an asshole.”
The divorce proceedings start on Monday.
I really enjoyed this one.
This is exactly why men mumble alot. I hate funerals.
Blaaaahhhhaaaa hHHHHHhaaaaa
haha That's a goodie.
Those are funny
heh heh...nice way to start the weekend....
oh this is great, the post is funny, so are the comments. "men mumble a lot" that's so true LOL.
HA HA HA!
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