As we've established, time and time again, there is no cooler fashion accessory on all the planet than a petite pooch. Teacup poodles, bichon frises, Chihuahuas, you name it -- if it can fit in a purse, it's fashion gold.
I know. I have one who does. Meet Gracie.
But for those times when you need something more functional, there is evidently a new product out...a fanny pack for your little precious.
Now this may be helpful for when you need to be hands-free, but still want your favorite fur-covered fashion accessory by your side.
However, my fear is that I would forget I had Gracie strapped to my ass, then I'd sit down and squash her like a grape. She may be a sturdy 4 lbs but even she couldn't survive this booty.
Is it just me or if you're going to take the dog for a walk, shouldn't it actually touch the ground? And if you're the one in need of exercise, leave Rover at home...don't make him slap your ass with every step.
Well, unless you're into that thing!
33 comments:
OMG, I actually feel bad for the poor dog. That really seems cruel to me.
I think I fell of the couch laughing at your blog this morning. Thanks, I needed that...
And, I do agree, no living thing should accessorize one's wardrobe...
this is too funny!!!! and looks highly uncomfortable!!! I cant imagine just banging up against someone ass while they are walking...Im sure this poor little thing wish she would have left him at home!!!!!
OMG, that is disturbing!!!!
Poor dog will no longer need his legs if she keeps this up!
Too funny!
UGH! Imagine the poor pup, getting motion sickness and puking down her leg... Oh yeah, she'll look *hot* then!
Nope! This does not work for me...a dog is a dog. Treat them like a dog and they will behave like a dog. They need exercise by walking on a leash!
When I rescued my (empty nester) mutt, my kids were expecting to have their e-mail boxes flooded with pictures of my little dog all dressed up. Never happened, never will. I've had four kids, I dressed them, they looked cute...my dog looks like a dog.
Oh my...My comment is longer than your post. sorry!
~AM
That's just wrong on many levels. Poor pooch!
Wrong, wrong wrong. Period. HA
Oh no! But your Gracie is adorable!!
Bagman thinks you should get a fanny pouch large enough for him!
Your Gracie is adorable and I'm so glad to hear that you'd never subject her to such frivolity. What a stupid, stupid, stupid idea!
Jane
He looks like he's strangling. Poor Poochie.
Hahaha too funny!!
Oh that poor dog!!! That's just awful! The weirdest thing is the dog actually looks HAPPY, WTF?!
Aww Gracie is cute!! And could you imagine strapping on MY fatass bulldog? Yea I might strap her to a fucking dog sled. Hell what am I talking about. BOTH of us could use a damn walk.
Doggie ass pack + skinny ass celebrity = Double fucking NO.
I feel for the dog...but your post was the funniest thing...I visualized....a poor pup in the fanny pack....the image has stayed with me all morning. Thanks for making me smile.
LOL Maybe I should get one for my aunt. She currently pushes her little dog, Chico, around in a stroller. Really.
Ok, Gracie is ADORABLE! But seriously, what's the point of taking a walk if you don't let the effin dog WALK? Exercise is good for their little hearts! Jesus!
Oh my... That's just so... poor puppies!!
This is right up there with the dog/cat strollers I blogged about last week!
My poor dog would have brain damage from being hit by my ass with every step. I know my ass is big and it would hurt that poor dog. That is just ridiculous I tell ya!
As soon as I saw this picture, I cracked up laughing and then felt bad for that precious dog!
Then I LOL'd at your ass/squash like a grape comment - I can so relate!
Love this post. :)
Oh, and I want your dog, please!
Gracie looks as if she's saying, "Put me in that fanny pack and you're going to see another side of me."
She's adorable. I used to have a yorkie that would go into cardiac arrest at least three times a week. Scary!
That poor baby! But you have to say pretty funny ! lol My boxer would break my hips ! lol Have a great one!
Poor little doggie...
Aw Gracie is sweet. My mom has a yorkie whose name is Fergie (Furrie, to Miss America), and that is the most spoiled dog on the planet. She has yet to carry her around in a fanny pack, but I know she's thinking about it. On my mom's bum, all that bouncing would give him a concussion.
Oh my..poor pup. That doesn't seem quite right!
I have this visual of my Australian Shepherd on my side in one of those things. I wouldn't be able to carry her for one thing but it's a funny visual anyway! Ok I'm tired and being silly!!! Just wanted to let you know I read your NASCAR post and I'm still laughing. Pretty funny and soooo true!!! lol...
Gracie is adorable! The dog fanny pack, well, not so much...however, I enjoyed a great laugh, thanks:) Who thinks up the things?
Ha! But seriously, they might want to market this to marathon runners. That way when they have shit running down their legs, they can blame it on the dog.
oh for heaven's sake!!! wrong...just wrong...
on another note, Gracie is just a cutie!
are you still up for meeting up in Ohio?
I wonder if they make them big enough for a standard poodle? That would make it easier than lugging Gryphon around over my shoulders all day long, don'tcha think?
Funny!
I couldn't strap my dog on my hip like that. She weighs 70lbs!
That is just wrong on so many levels. Poor lil puppy! But on a happier note, your Gracie is an adorable one. :)
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