Saturday, May 2, 2009

Nothing newsworthy...

I've got nothing newsworthy today. Didn't do much last night other than get a massage, go tanning, and read a book. My life is all glamour, isn't it.

Going to my son's brother's going away party tonight, and tomorrow I'm planting flowers.

Wow, I just bored myself with this post.

OK let's end this on a funny note...

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.

Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.

"Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."


Happy Saturday!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWW, but funny!!! Gee wanna trade lives for a few days?? While I sit here trying to give birth to these quads (stones) and deal with 5 crabby ass kids, a husband that has NO idea what pain is nor cares, I keep dreaming that i am in Jamaica sitting on the beach iwth a cabana boy!

Kim said...

A massage and a book sounds perfect to me. Oh, the "boring" life!

chocdrop said...

OMG, that was funny as hell. You score a point for making me laugh today.

I would have loved a massage.....

Tiffany said...

ROFL!!!
Coming over from ChocDrop's blog, glad to have found ya!

Tiffany said...

P.S. I meant to write that other part when I started following you the other day :o)

Treasia Stepp said...

Now that is just wrong in such a funny way. LOL.

Debz said...

Nothing better than a blow job story to start my weekend.

Have fun (if that's possible) at Jordan's party tonight!!

Phat Mama said...

LOL!

And I would maim someone for a massage!

Anonymous said...

Happy Saturday!

Unknown said...

Scratching head...son's brother's going away party?
It's all good.
My hubster the sailor enjoyed your joke!
Happy weekend, Julie!
~AM

Anonymous said...

I hate planting flowers. Well, I enjoy seeing them in the flat that I buy, and if I wait long enough they die before I HAVE to plant them. That's how I do my part to beautify america.

David said...

ok you made my night!!!
Kudos to you!

travel girl said...

Funny!

Nothing boring about a massage and tanning;)