Date: 3/21/09
Subj: Its Those Lovely Eyes and Smile of Yours
Hi Julie!
Well, I will admit that your great photo caught my attention.....so, I thought i would write to say hi and see if there was any possibility for us!! My name is Alan and although I live in Chicago..I do come to Columbus quite often for work. I also have to be perfectly honest with you and tell you that I am, in fact, married but I thought I would take a chance and write anyway.
It would be great to get to know you through email and perhaps, meet when I am next in Columbus for a cup of coffee (yes, I am also addicted to Starbucks Mocha's..) or a drink. I would be happy to send you my photos (obviously, I can't post them...because of my marital status)..if you let me know your email. My email is sf7786@yahoo.com . I do hope that I will hear from you...and will wait 'impatiently' for you with my 'fingers and toes' crossed! Until then, ALAN
Oh no, he di'int.
Well, of course I responded...how could I not?
Dear Alan:
I divorced a cheating husband and I'm not interested in someone else's. Don't waste my time again.
Now, in retrospect I wish I hadn't responded so quickly. In fact I wish I'd contacted him, and led him on long enough to find out how to contact his wife, and then send her an email saying she really should know that her husband is trolling for affairs on MySpace. Trust me, I am damn good at detective work now. I developed my skills the hard way.
Fucktard. Men like that piss me off so bad, you have *no* idea.
Oh, you might note that I didn't block out his email address here. Just in case any of you want to jump on such a hot prospect such as this...
I'm just sayin.
Guys like this should devote half as much time to saving their marriages as they do trying to tear them apart.
Let's hope Alan's wife Google's his email address some day and this little PSA pops up.
Karma's a far bigger bitch than I am, Alan.
35 comments:
julie...I'm not even sure how to respond to this.
One day he may learn, What goes round, comes round!
~AM
Unfuckingbelievable!!
LMAO, oh he'll get what's coming to him some day, karma is a bitch when she bites back
That may be the first time I've seen the word Fucktard used correctly.
Charming...........I can't believe that you didn't jump all over this sweet talking, cheating, scumbag!!
By the way, I divorced my first ex-bastard for the very same reasons you did. Ummm......he even got a friend of mine preggers. How nice!! She was married as well.....they were friends that we used to socialize with.
I HATE dudes like this!!!!!!Lying, cheating, cold, deat-beating, two time, double dealing snakes in the grass.....
Did I mention that AI just don't like these kinds of guys, lol?
Steady On
Reggie Girl
Nice...real nice. What an idiot. I shouldn't find it hard to believe that there are assholes out there like this, but I do.
Sick.
Just sick.
Nice response Julie!
What a loser. Glad I am not HIS wife!
I can't even watch Brad Pitt movies anymore 'cause of his dick problem!!!
What a fuckin loser!!!
Did you change your mind about publishing his e-mail address? I really don't understand people like this! I suppose you could say it was decent of him to be honest up front instead of stringing along both of you, but that's as far as I can stretch on a Monday morning! Somebody else posted the other day about guy in a bar hitting on a couple of single moms and telling them right up front that his girlfriend and baby were at home. WTF is wrong with people!?!? And yet there are women out there who fall for it...my Ex apparently has no shortage of dates...
I was reading his letter thinking "Oh, how sweet! He'll meet her for coffee which is safe and she won't have to worry about being be-headed." Then I got to the last sentence and had such a reaction you would not believe me if I told you! THE SLEAZE!! The GALL! All I can say is "what can you expect from dealing with internet MEN" My only relief is that he TOLD you, which makes him MORE of a sleaze somehow, in his assumption that "you'd understand" and keep in on the downlow.
THE FUCKARD!!! As in F*** combined with BASTARD.
I understand your prompt reaction, and if you had sent it to his wife he would convince her that YOU were stalking HIM.
Sorry, but I had to say more: I re-read your post SEVERAL TIMES. I am so mad that my eyesight has gone crazy. I only now see where you put his email....damn....I'm dizzy! I keep wondering WHAT I can do with the email..........I could drag him along.....until I get more info on him.....oh crap and damn.....I think I'll just simmer down and let one of your more "evil" readers handle it. Do you have any that are more "evil" than me? I hope so.
Well now that's just lovely. Asshole. The sick thing is that message has probably worked for him in the past.
What an ass!
"Fucktard" Love it.
I feel for his wife - poor thing. Probably has no idea and won't until she gets an STD.
The only thing nice I can say about this numero uno asshole is that 'at least he was honest". But that is all he's getting that's nice.
I hope his wife (when she does find out, and she will eventually) screws his entire little world up bigtime. May she rake him over the coals with a wonderful, man hater divorce attorney.
Good for you Julie, glad you left his email address there. Fucktard!
Am I the only in America who is genuinely happily single?? Who needs this stuff, really?!
And happy belated birthday Julie.
And, yes, N did take me Coldstone thanks to your kindness. His eyes kind of lit up when I told him to "shoot the moon" and get whatever he wanted!!
Now that it's getting warmer, we have to catch up for margaritas to celebrate 48 and anything else we can think of!
He's been doing this for quite a while... I of course had to google his email address and found this ad that he posted in 2005: "Handsome, Tall, Caucasian American...visits SH quite often for business. Would like to meet single or married woman for dinner, dancing and romance! I am married so I would like to be discreet........I stay at Grand Hyatt or St. Regis.....! Please contact me if you are interested at sf7786@yahoo.com"
OMG his poor wife... he's quite the traveler - he gets to Hong Kong, too!
OK - someone needs to contact this guy and get his wife's contact information so she can know what a looser she is married to. She probably already knows but just in case she doesn't. I can't think of a better name to call him than fucktard!!! Good one Julie! Yep that pretty much sums it up... Eewwww I'm pissed. I don't want to be a man hater but men like him make it difficult!!!
Unfortunately, there are quite a few guys like that on the dating sites. I had a guy tell me that he and his "soon to be ex" were still living in the same house together for the kids sake and that it would be okay to get to know me. Yeah, right. What kind of arrangement is that?
He probably has his bases well covered and maybe his wife has no clue that he even has an open account. That's also the reason why he's not looking for someone in his hometown.
He's scum beneath my shoe. I would love to be a fly on the wall when he is caught!
I can't even laugh at this asshole. Oh, and I am using fucktard somewhere down the road --perfect word! I feel sorry for his wife because she will indeed end up with some permanent health problem and who knows what new shit can be found in Hong Kong! But, I must tell you (having reached my age with all the education accumulated since then, both experience and books)that it is inherent in the species -- men just have to spread that seed around despite the civilization we have tried to make them a part of. As they get older, they have a better understanding of the importance of one true love in their lives. I just think it almost impossible to expect anything more from them from puberty to about 60!! Sorry, ladies, but it is true. Your choice is to be alone and play their game on the side or keep a damn close eye on the one who says he is all yours. And let's face it, some women have the same issues. It's a procreation drive that is hard to overcome with marriage and family. Not saying it can't be done, just a difficult situation. Always has been. So glad I am past that stage in life, but definitely feeling all your pain.
I'm glad you responded the way you did. I hope he gets caught.
good job girl responding to him like you did....soooo did he have the nerve to respond back??? hehe oh and I just loved your word "fucktard" omg thats awesome!!1 I might have to steal that one some time
what a sad man. wow.
Men...they have the nerve....I can hardly believe how bold and out there this guy was....
Your response was great! No reason to get mixed up in the drama of his life, I'm sure karma will figure all that out for him.
He is a total asshat!
I just had to comment on Dr. Penny's comment. She said that's all you can expect from men from puberty to 60. Let me tell you, THEY DON'T CHANGE AT 60!!! My last boyfriend was 62 when I met him. We broke up because I found out he was the biggest cheater I have EVER met. AND I HAVE MET SOME CHEATERS!!! I trusted this guy because of his age, (I think). THEN, I found out he not only lived with a girl that he had been with for 5 years (long story) but I wasn't the only girl he was cheating on her with. There were at least two of us (maybe more). When I found out about her I contacted her to tell her about me. Together we found out about another one! AND SHE IS STILL WITH HIM!!! She has money and gives him a lot better life style than he would have without her!!! I'm tellin you, it's hard not to be a man HATER!
WOO! At the risk of sounding ghetto 90s, you go girl!!! I wonder if the numbers in his email address represent his wedding date or his parole date. Idiot.
I agree with another one of your fans/stalkers. I hope that she someday owns his ass via satan divorce lawyer.
Fucktard? hmmmm. I have never heard of that word - and i am the queen of cursing. Um, yes, fucktard most definitely. Julie - no worries, your winner is out there.
Yikes. Let me play psychic.
Hmmm... He says he's 46 but he's actually 52, he says he's 5'8" but it's more like 5'6", bald spot, paunch, out-of-style glasses, thinks he's funny but isn't, been married to the same woman for over 20 years, in sales or something like that.
Why didn't you get a picture? HA!
"Fucktard." Brilliant.
*shakes head*
WTF is wrong with men?
I love karma:)
Fucktard is even too good of a word for him!
I was divorced when I was 29, and I had a 10 year marriage behind me and two kids to prove it. Despite the fact that I was rather young, I still had two kids,one special needs and no life. The thought of going out there to meet someone was TERRIFYING. This coming from a gal who use to model and hit up the clubs all the time.
I honestly believed there was no one out there for me, no one who would want to take on me and the boys challenges.
I was wrong, it took 4 years and 3 boyfriends to find him, well he found me.
I really admire you going out there and trying. I know how scary, strange, bizarre and awkward it can get in the meat market and men can be at times real pigs. (Well some of them.) I guess the only thing that guy had going for him is that he was honest (???)
As they say, you gotta kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince!
Let's be happy you never had to kiss this wart infested toad!
I wish I knew his wife so I could give her a little heads up!
I don't even know what to say. I was laughing my ass off and then I realized he wasn't joking.
What an idiot.
W.O.W.
Pure klass, that Alan is!
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