Thursday, December 18, 2008

Geography lesson for today.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.



THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran,

Ruled by Nuts.




15 comments:

Lilly said...

Best geography lesson I ever had. Ruled by nuts, he he. How true.

Anonymous said...

OMG too much!!!

Bonnie (BornInaZoo) said...

LMAO! I need to share this.

Megryansmom said...

Hilarious! Fits right in with my Christmas card today.

jill jill bo bill said...

Now THAT test I could have made a 100 on in school!

Lost Soul said...

Cashews or pistachios?

Anonymous said...

LOL! Loves it

Debz said...

Holy shit! You mean I have until he's 70 before he starts thinking with his "other head"? Jesus lord.

Unknown said...

LMFAO!!!!! OH that was Great!

Unknown said...

LMAO@Vinnie

travel girl said...

So Funny.

And True;)

Coloradolady said...

Vinnie cracks me up!!

Very funny LOL.

Unknown said...

julie...too funny!

~AirmanMom returning to her blog...

That Janie Girl said...

Love it!

Anonymous said...

i love geography :p hahaha this one makes me smile