Going to see Carrie Underwood! Woohoo!
You know that when she sings "Before He Cheats", I'll be standing in my chair dancing. Lucky for me, that song came out about a year too late, because had it been out in 2005 rather than 2006, I'd probably have ended up in jail, after being far too inspired to dig my keys into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive, and carve my name into his leather seats. I'd have taken a Louisville Slugger to both headlights, and slashed a hole in all four tires.
And maybe next time he'd think before he cheats.
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