'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan..'
1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer.
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

20 comments:
I've seen this before and I love it!!!
Robin Williams cracks me up!!
cant say as I would argue with any of that... hehe
He does crack me up. A lot of it is so politically incorrect. and I'm not sure I agree with staying out for the way of HItler's (and other assorted thugs way.), but forthe most part..I'd elect him!
unfortunatly mother love, i have to disagree. lol i know its all for laughs but still... =/
Love it.
He holds some truths. Funny man, that Robin!
LOVE it - and Robin Williams too! This is my first visit as I am trying to stop by all of the SSS participants - and now I'm a follower!
I've seen this before too. Robin Williams is one of my favorites. I like a lot of what he says here.
I gotta agree...too funny.
Funny yes, but I have to say HELL YEA!!! When can we put that plan in to motion!!??
This was good......loved it.
As politically incorrect as most of these are, there's lots of truth to most of them.
Robin Willams is a wild and intellegent comedian! Love it.
If that's his platform I will vote for him.
I LOVE this and while most of it is politically incorrect I must say I whole heartedly agree!!!
I love Robin Williams. He is funny yet sensitive.. it's great plan too, urh he share it with the president? lol
I'm not sure I agree with staying out for the way of HItler's Work From Home
ant say as I would argue with any of that... Work from home India
sorry, robin williams had nothing to do with this.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
it seems to strike a chord with a lot of people, though.
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