But first, before you read this lovely little profile of his, you should know that he's 54, and looks like Albert Einstein. Wild white hair, crazy look in his eyes. OMG, seeing his picture and reading this profile gives me the creeps.
(I debated posting his actual picture here but decided against it. This one is pretty damn close!)
Here you go. Don your crash helmets for this one....
What I am looking for:
HI I AM LOOKING FOR LONG TERM FEMALE SEX PARTNERS! And also ACTIVITY PARTNERS! LIKE BBW OR SSBBW!
HI..I am a 6ft 2in SWM AGE 54 who is looking for a lady for STRAGIHT SEX or a KINKY lady WHO also wants STRAIGHT SEX.
I do computer repair and networking. Available during the DAY for MARRIED or LADIES in a RELATIONSHIP OR OTHERWISE seeing someone. A+/N+/CCNA/CCNP TRAINED,available for ladies in need of computer help,trades are possible. BA Biology, have worked for community groups. I am a ham radio operator KB3CNV.
She should enjoy straight sex,and getting kinky.
I would be open to a single lady or 2 bi OR gay ladies that wanted to be enjoyed.
LIKE BBW OR SSBBW!
I enjoy receiving straight sex,and giving kinky on you.
Well if you would like to have straight sex, that is fine. The other areas are only if you would enjoy them.(SPANKING,ANAL,GOLDEN SHOWERS IN NO ORDER)
Well are you ready to drop your pants or lift your skirt and let me kiss your buns and more? I am....hopefully you will want this daily smile. POLY IS A GREAT THING.
LIKE BBW OR SSBBW!
What I’m doing with my life:
I am busy looking for a long term Female Sex Partner
Spending to much time looking for females with bare buns, and more. REALLY ENJOY BBW AND SSBBW LADIES WHO WANT IT!
I’m really good at:
Looking for a long term FEMALE SEX PARTNER!
Enjoying bare female buns and more.
LOOKING FOR A BBW OR SSBBW WHO WANTS IT!
The six things I could never do without:
BARE FEMALE BUNS AND MORE..., MORE FEMALE BARE BUNS...,YUP MORE FEMALE BARE BUNS AND MORE!
BBW OR SSBBW BUNS! REALLY ENJOY BBW BUNS.
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
LOOKING FOR A LONG TERM FEMALE SEX PARTNER!
Bare female buns and more....
LOOKING FOR A BBW OR SSBBW!
On a typical Friday night I am:
Looking for needy female buns and when I find one enjoying it...smile. LOOKING FOR A BBW OR SSBBW!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here:
Chuckle like female buns and more....smile.
LOOKING FOR BBW OR SSBBW BUNS NEWARK OHIO AREA!
You should message me if:
YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A LONG TERM SEX PARTNER OR ACTIVITY PARTNER!
IF you enjoy straight sex and your FEMALE buns being bare, and/OR GETTING kinky with you drop me a note. POLY IS FINE!
IF YOU ARE A BBW OR SSBBW WITH BIG BUNS THEN I WILL REALLY ENJOY YOU...SMILE...
SERIOUSLY I AM LOOKING FOR BARE FEMALE BUNS,RUMPS, OR BUMS.
I REALLY DO ENJOY A GOOD FEMALE BARE BUNS, RUMPS, OR BUMS.
STRAIGHT SEX IS THE MOST IMPORTANT.
Now, call me crazy, but I think all this guy is looking for is some female buns. Oh, he can try to hide it, but I can read between the lines. I know a playa when I see one. LOL
What the hell is SSBBW? I know what a BBW is (hello, I am one!) but what the hell is the SS? And what is Poly?
Somebody please throw me a life preserver. I'm drowning in the dating pool.
32 comments:
What an idiot. I'd rather die alone.
Hmmm...do ya think his doc needs to adjust his Viagra dose? Oh my gosh, both my sons at 17 weren't as sex-crazed as this clown.
Don't do it, Julie!
You go out with this guy; you will never blog again...he'll keep you busy 24/7...and we will all be throwing up in our mouth just a little!
~AM
LOL! Maybe you should meet him to find out! I have no idea. Off to Google it.
GOT IT! Super Sized Big Beautiful Woman: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Beautiful_Woman
These are the very reasons I stopped online dating many years ago!
Oh my...I have the answer...lesbianism. Seriously, that's what my friend did. She said enough and became a lesbian. It seems to work for her...shrug
OMG I too would rather die alone. Nasty. I have no more words. Nasty.
Yep,this is the reason I never had the guts to try online dating.
This is an answer to an ad that I once placed:
Lecturer in Neuroscience and anatomy of head and neck. Phd in Monoaminergic control of Gamma Motoneurons.
Learning Japanese and having trouble getting an Antique Samuri sword into the country. Practices Iaido (Japanese Swordmanship)
Quantum Physics as a hobby!
Now here is a guy who wants me for my brain, not my body! If I dated him, would I come home headless?
Of course, I just had to turn him down because I didn't have a word to say to him! I can sure pick them! LOL!!!
That is the most repetitive thing I've ever read. This guy has more issues than his need for SSBBW buns. The scary thing is that someone will actually answer this ad.
AND THIS is why God invented VIBRATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now girls ..he might be a good dancer.... hehehe
Ewwwwww. Okay, I'm totally disturbed that there is such a being that is walking around being declared, "normal"?
Run Julie! Don't even give him a second glance!
Okay, first, I threw up in my mouth reading that. And there is no way I would ever be that desperate, he is the reason GOd created vibrators!
And second I googled some things for you: SSBBW, the SS stands for Super Sized (wow, he's even more awesome now!) and the Poly from what I could find is in reference to polygamous or to people of Polynesian decent - Samoans, Fiji, Tonga, etc...
The saddest part...someone will eventually respond to that profile.
Ladies, if you need help with your computer skillz, he's willing to trade.
I'm going to call my husband now and tell him I lurve him.
Ewwww is all I got to say!
Well that is one way to drop the extra pounds you want to lose....we would never get you out of that bedroom because he would be all over your Female Bare Buns!
NASTY! I cannot believe this guy! I would rather be single the rest of my life if he were all there was out there.
I think I just puked in my mouth. What is gross is that you'd never know if you sat down next to this person in a public place. Or someone just like them! Yuck!!
I threw up A LOT in my mouth!! I'm actually glad I am single after reading that.
What's the problem? The poor guy is honest about what he is looking for and wants something long term....
LOL
That is absolutely hilarious!
Hard to believe people think that kind of in-your-face bluntness is attractive or even socially acceptable.....
ickky is a word that came to my mind.
please, please, please tell me that this email is fake! please don't have me beleive that there is someone this nuts out there in the world.
this is the sickest email ever. seriously man - we ALL get it - you like bare buns.
btw, ssbbw-->super sized bbw. I guess when he says poly he means as in 'many'...women at a time.
yuck.
Wow. I am not often speechless, but WOW.
I would want to sanitize my keyboard and computer after that was received.
Ridiculous. I'm assuming he's from the "fishing" site. Ugh. I finally closed my profile on there... the online dating thing is awful, and that site is the cream of the crop. Get off of there, NOW. I, too, would just rather be single than deal with the complete losers out there.
Is he serious! OMG! I go with the Viagra dose! GROSS!
Go Lesbo it has to be better!! LOL
LOL! I'm guessing he doesn't get much action.
Yuck. That's all I can muster up.
Yuck. That's all I can muster up.
Maybe you should meet him to find out! I have no idea. Off to Google it.
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OMG, that was insane. As I scrolled through I don't think anyone came up with ALZHEIMERS.
He can't remember what he just said. I am so glad you didn't even give this a second thought
wow hun that is some special stuff.
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