Got an email from a guy who's profile says....wait for it.....
Stuffy?
Biatchy?
Uptight?
Need cherished?
Insecure?
Need a man?
Need money?
Self righteous?
Never satisfied?
Over weight?
Unemployed?
A lot of makeup?
Divorced 2 times?
Fake?
Taking birth control?
Drink wine over beer?
Need fine dining over a pub?
Always in a dress?
Can't throw a ball?
Always need "I love you"?
Any of the above....cya later.
Golfers only please!
OMG, I laughed out loud. Now there's a guy who knows what he DOESN'T want in a woman.
However, I think it's pretty clear that what he really wants is a dude he can golf with. Boobs optional.
Too frickin' funny.
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So...when ya going out with him?
Wow, don't let a great guy like this one get away...ugh.
At least he's honest!
And as to the photo? Geez, some dogs will boff anything that moves!
Well honesty is the best policy!
There are plenty of golf dudes with boobs. I'm just sayin'...
Or he is looking for a caddy with boobs or maybe he is just a boob!
Too funny!!! He DOES need a dude he can golf with. You should have told him that!!
That photo, I assume, is where the saying "go fuck a duck" came from.
Now, if the duck plays golf....I assume that's also a photo of the romantic dog-dude on the dating site.
He does know what he wants but I am afraid he's not going to get it!!
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