He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket, to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator..."
Some old men can still think fast.
Yes, Coffeypot....this reminded me of you.
19 comments:
LOL That was definitely something I see Coffypot doing!
Lmao! When I first started reading this my first thought was "why do they always have to be from Louisiana?" (Thinking it was a "real" story lol) This is a cute one!
So completely Coffypot
Oh that made me giggle at the end of a busy day I love it and being the owner of an elderly man (my Dad) I can assure you its very likely!! He can be a tinker ;) x
LMAO! Funny!
Good one!!
And I would have told them that I am the only person he will not attack because I feed him, so you girls had better run over here and get as close to me as possible. He will go after the one sticking out the most. AAHHH That's it. Tighter now.
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!!!!!!!!
So very funny. Guess that got them thinking twice about skinny-dipping.
LOL I am going to have to retell this one!
This is funny, but in east Texas or along the coast line, where they really do have alligators...wonder if there is a bit of fact in this??? LOL
Crafty old man!! Reminds me of the time I thought my Father didn't know how to use the internet...imagine my suprise when he told me of the Victoria Secret fashion show on the web!!!
LMAO! I need to remember this one!
OMG...that was a scream...thank you so much for starting my weekend off with a bang. This is why I don't swim anywhere I cannot see the bottom.
I love reading your posts. Please keep it up. I mean, please keep blogging. How is the "going out on your own thing" going? Any new adventures trying to experience the world as a single person?
I love reading your posts. Please keep blogging. Any more adventures, adventuring out as a single person? I know it must be scary...hope you are able to push yourself. It's easier for me, reading your blog.
this posgt is sooooooooo coffeypot!
too funny!
~AM
Love this!! Yes it is Coffeepot
Haha, that's hysterical! I love it!
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