Thursday, February 23, 2012
Does your man drive you crazy?
Seriously. Does your man drive you crazy?
Because mine does.
Batshit crazy some days.
And I know I'm not alone in this! My two BFF's have the same issue with their husbands. These men do idiotic shit and just don't THINK.
They don't think about what they are doing.
Or what they are saying.
They don't think rationally, or logically.
They don't listen.
They don't see past whatever is right in front of them, and see big picture.
And it drives me up a wall.
Let me give you a recent example.
For 4 days prior to getting my foot tattoo, I told my guy that A) I was getting a tattoo on my foot, and B) Because it's on my foot, I will not be able to put a tennis shoe (or any other shoe for that matter other than a ballet flat) on for a week. Therefore, I will not be going to the gym to walk on the treadmill until it heals a week from now.
We discussed this the morning of the tattoo appointment even.
So literally, as I'm getting the frickin tattoo, he calls me to see what I'm doing and I'm like....'Getting my tattoo....' and he says....wait for it...
"Are we going to the gym when you get home?"
No. No, we aren't.
This is just one of many examples I could give you. It drives me crazy.
What is it about men that make them this way? Is it age? Is their testosterone dropping so rapidly that not only does the little head stop being attentive but the big one does as well? Are they going deaf? Developing dementia? Have the years of partying in their 20's finally caught up with their brain cells?
Listen, I am not the smartest cookie in the jar. I'm intelligent, but I'm not getting invited to join Mensa anytime soon. But there are times that I look at him and I'm like...blink blink...because even my brain can't fathom what the hell he's thinking!
Do you have this problem with your man? If so, how have you not suffocated him with a pillow yet?