Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Admitting you're an asshole is the first step.


Just got a comment on my other blog post from some complete fucktard quirky little fella at a blog about boycotting American women:

"I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don't know how to cook or clean, don't want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.

BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!"

Dear Boycotter:

Thanks for the comment. And allow me to say, with all due respect....fuck off, pencil dick. Chances are there isn't an American woman out there who has any desire to deal with an idiot like you.

Love, Julie.

Gotta love the crazy commenters.


20 comments:

Rebecka said...

Now adding 'pencildick' to my list of favorite words to use when some pathetic little "boy" with short man syndrome enters my proximity.
Too funny.
Obviously this wiener has not tried to bring a foreign woman into the US legally. Oy. Paperwork and it's expensive.
Yeah... that's lots easier than leaving your mother's basement long enough to meet a nice woman.

Carrie Lynne said...

He has been making the rounds I saw this on another blog. You are being too generous calling him pencil dick. I think his name should be E.D.

Coffeypot said...

I delited that fucktard's comment from my site. But I did steal your A button.

Lickety Splitter said...

Ummm ... that moron should try looking for an American husband. Perhaps he would find the prize that has alluded the majority of American women. I'm just saying that most of what he said could be applied to the average American male.

Coffeypot is of course excluded from any sort of male put down ;)

Mellodee said...

On behalf of American women everywhere, may I just say to this little quirky guy....Thank You! Great decision! We don't want YOU either! Now would you just go away?

(Pencildick?? BWAWHAHAHAH!)

stinkerbelle said...

He needs a hot cast iron frying pan upside his head....both of them! Hope he doesn't find my blog!

CJDehner said...

His way of saying he needs a little woman who will do his laundry, fix his meals, clean his house and ask for NOTHING in return....Pathetic. He can't handle an "American Woman' with her own thoughts, demands and opinions. He has truly earned his Asshole badge and no American Woman would want this one. Toss him back I say!

Erin said...

Wow, you are right, he IS a fucktard. It's one thing for someone to hold an opinion on something, but quite another when they vent their hostility on you. I'm sorry you received the comment from that jackass! (And I have to tell you that seeing you use the word fucktard made my day. It's one of my favorite words!!!!)

Possum said...

...and on behalf of all of us non american women...we aint interested in the dude either!!
FFS!!! Don't insult our intelligence with the repeated clarification..."foreign women (non-American women)"
Tell you what...why don't we all club together and get him a gift voucher to use at one of those nail bars you find in Walmart...would that be "foreign" enough for him d'ya think?

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

Hear hear!!! He's an ass.

Danica said...

What an idiot!!!

Red Nomad OZ said...

Haha! I'm a 'foreigner' (Aussie) and I wouldn't touch ol' f**knuts with a bargepole either! But with any luck, he won't do his hunting down under!!

Have a great weekend!!

Kelly L said...

What a loser..funny....

Love,
Kelly
I've Become My Mother

Joanie said...

I saw that as a comment on someone else's blog. He was a busy asshole the other morning.

I wrote this on my blog that day:

There is a man (and I'm using that term VERY loosely) who has been commenting on blogs about boycotting American women because American women are, for the most part (his words, not mine) " most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don't know how to cook or clean, don't want to have children, etc. " Do you think maybe he can't get a date? To this gem of a "man" I say maybe if you lost that beer gut, took a shower, picked up your dirty underwear off the floor and treated women, no matter the nationality, with kindness and respect, perhaps you, too could find someone who would be willing to spend even a little time with you. Frankly, I'd rather spend the rest of my life alone than spend even one minute with a douchebag like him. AND he has his blog blocked so no one can respond! Not only is he a douchebag, he's a coward!

8 Women Dream said...

The fact that he says "unchaste" leads me to believe he is an Indian man.

Actually it made me laugh - some woman must have really got to him, and I take it she was American . . .

The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference, so his anger tells me he has a lot of feelings for American women.

Catherine

lisleman said...

boycott pencil dicks -
I guess some idiots think they can get something (not sure what) by spamming comment sections. I believe most blog readers are blog writers and therefore know at least how to read and write but if you were to actually read the blogs you would find they know much more.
all the best

Just a Gal said...

LOL You go girl......"pencil dick" LMAO!!!!

What a dick!

Banjoan said...

He left the same commentary on my blog, "Doing It With Grace". I considered it a universal birthday present to all American women.

Stacy said...

I am a 47 year old white American woman who lives in Asia...and I hear this same shit all the time. There are too many white western men who think they are entitled and that they own Asia. I have read comments by men here that think "Western women should stay out of Asia. There's too much going on here they don't understand". Or, "I don't know why western women would want to come to Asia. They must be really lonely". One Australia asshole was complaining about the Western women taking over Bali because of the book, "Eat, Pray, Love" and looking for love in Bali. I told it was better than spending our money on prostitution and booze.
I hear it all the time and I get pretty sick of it and the Asian men aren't much better really. They cheat horribly on their wives who stay home and cook and clean for them. I say women should take an oath every where to boycott Neanderthal Assholes.
Great blog. And some great comments. :)

Kelley said...

My divorce was final March 2007, by June my ex was flying to Russia to find a wife stating he "would never marry another American Woman"...he has now since married a Russian mail order bride....when she leaves him, which she will, he really will be left with nothing..