Friend: So yeah, your ex supposedly has a new girlfriend.
Me: Yeah? Good for him. I hope he's happy.
Friend: He posted it on FB. I clicked on it, but all that's there is her picture, no other info. Just her with red lipstick and a pink shirt. Sorta looks like him in drag.
Me: Did she come with a pump and a patch kit???
Friend: Hahahahahahahahahahha....no, the good ones are filled with foam.
Then my BFF saw the picture and chimed in:
Poor thing, she looks so innocent. Like a little pink sweatered lamb being led to slaughter.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! That made me laugh out loud.