Tuesday, November 23, 2010

I can't say Butterball with a straight face.


I expect you all to say at least one of these things during Thanksgiving dinner:

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"Are you going to come again next time?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

Thinking of you all at Thanksgiving and wishing you the Happiest Day!

I feel very blessed this year.  2010 has been wonderful to me in so many ways.  I have created an amazing life for myself, and am so lucky to have family and friends who surround me with love.

I wish you all a wonderful Thanksgiving, and as you count your blessings today please say a prayer for all of our servicemen and women who aren't with their families today, but are standing guard protecting ours.

Love to all...



4 comments:

Mellodee said...

(HAHAHA, SNORT, Hahaha!!)

"Oh God, please don't let ANYONE say ANY of these at the table on Thursday, or I will surely spit out a mouthful of green bean casserole all over the gathered family....and then have to try to explain what was so funny. Amen."

Julie, none of my future Thanksgivings will ever be the same, cause this is gonna be hard to forget!!! :D

Kim said...

These are so funny!! Happy Thanksgiving!

dana said...

It was just me and Joe together for the day, so, although a lot of those things were thought...we mainly just napped.

Danica said...

LMAO!

I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. xxoxoxo