Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Doctor Dave


Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.

But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality.

Whispering......



Dave........






Dave........






Dave........




........you're a vet.

12 comments:

Mellodee said...

GREAT One!!! LOL!

Helen said...

OMG ... where do you come up with these gems?

Christiejolu said...

HAHAHAHAHA! Wow that is freakin funny!!!

AirmanMom said...

thanks for the Wednesday *snort*
~AM

Coffeypot said...

So the doctor is from Tennessee. So what? That is normal up there.

dcr said...

extremely funny! thanks for the laugh in the middle of a VERY boring day!

Lisa E said...

I Love that.............funny, I did not seeing it coming

STILLMAGNOLIA said...

I was so not prepared for that one. LOL

Fragrant Liar said...

DAVE! Dude, step away from the donkey.

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jaded said...

LOL! I just knew he was going to be a vet. Yikes!