Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Love, Lust and Marriage


Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

Love- When intercourse is called making love.
Lust- When intercourse in called screwing.
Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania.

Love- When you argue over how many kids to have.
Lust- When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

Love- When you share everything you own.
Lust- When you steal everything they own.
Marriage- When the bank owns everything.

Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
Lust- When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
Marriage- When.... uh.... what's a climax.

Love- When your heart flutters every time you see them.
Lust- When your groin twitches every time you see them.
Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you see them.

Love- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
Lust- When all the songs on the radio determine how you do it.
Marriage- When you listen to talk radio.

Love- When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
Lust- When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
Marriage- When you're only interested in what's on TV tonight

Love- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
Lust- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
Marriage- When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.

Love- You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts.
Lust- You only leave the house for condoms and Vaseline.
Marriage - You only leave the house when your spouse comes home.

Love- When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
Lust- When staying together is something you try not to think about.
Marriage- When just getting through the day is your only thought.

Proof positive, I was indeed married.

7 comments:

Velveteen Rabbit said...

me too.........
and can love/lust be combined?? LOL I've been in that too ;)

Fragrant Liar said...

Hah! Looking for a lust and love combo right now, personally. You?

Christiejolu said...

"Lust- You only leave the house for condoms and Vaseline." LMAO!

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

I'm with FL...Lust and Love...good combo at the moment.

Jersey Girl Gets Real said...

I am identifying with the "lust" in all cases...is there something wrong with me?? LOL

My Aimless Infatuation said...

You got ALL that right girl,been there done it all........oh,I miss the love and lust.

gayle said...

I'm in the Marriage part......would love a little love and lust!! Oh how I miss it!