Ah yes, back in the dating pool. It is giving me SO much blog fodder.
Today's episode features this guy....his email to me is entitled "Hi Sexy" and says:
Hey you sexy, georgeous, well endowed babe!
I like your profile. We should chat sometime soon. If you like, send me an IM over on yahoo. I'm Golfer***. Let's talk and see it there is any chemistry then maybe get together and "see what comes up"!
Well Captain Obvious, while yes, I am all of those things you so carefully outlined in your email, I'm also not interested in, as Jimmy Buffet would sing, the sharks that swim on the land.
Can't you feel 'em circlin', honey
Can't you feel 'em schoolin' around
You got fins to the left, fins to the right
And you're the only bait in town
My eyes are up here, dude. Look north.
Is it any surprise this guy is not looking for a relationship, but just casual dating? LOL