Thursday, March 11, 2010

It's official. I have now seen it all.

I thought the woman who squirted breast milk at a police officer was a little whack, but oh no.....this one beats them all.

Man Marries His Pillow (Courtesy of Perez Hilton's website)

Yes, you read that right!

Lee Jin-gyu married his pillow adorned with an image of Fate Testarossa, an anime character.

He organized a special ceremony complete with a local priest and a wedding dress for the pillow. The local media also covered the story. A friend of his says:

"He is completely obsessed with this pillow and takes it everywhere. They go out to the park or the funfair where it will go on all the rides with him. Then when he goes out to eat he takes it with him and it gets its own seat and its own meal."

How very Lars and the Real Girl of him — sounds like he's got some issues!

Issues? ISSUES? The man is in a committed relationship with his PILLOW.

Issues does not even begin to describe his lack of mental stability.

Do you suppose they'll have babies?

Toss pillows? Bolsters?

23 comments:

Under the Influence said...

Can't people like this be admitted to a mental hospital at the request of a doctor? Fuh-reak.

Secretia said...

Mu old boyfriend used to hump his pillow, I made him throw it away...

Ellen said...

Okay, so my pillow is important to me too, but there ARE limits! I guess it takes all kinds to make this world a happy place, or is he just looking for his 15 minutes of fame.

Helen said...

Ick!

FRANNIE said...

Gawd I hope that was completely made up for his 15 mintes of fame because if it wasn't he has some serious issues.

Do you think it'll be considered child abuse if they have 'throw pillow' for kids?

Christiejolu said...

OH! MY! GOD! Besides the fact that this guy is obviously whacked...it is Ok for a weirdo to marry his pillow but not for 2 humans of the same sex to marry!

Throw pillows for children...LOL!

Southern Sage said...

We are lucky! At least they can't reproduce!

Danica said...

Oh my. Crazy doesn't even describe it.

I so laughed at the baby part...toss pillows, bolsters...HAHA HAHA!

Joanna Cake said...

Quite bizarre!

Susan said...

that is just scary! I wonder how you would divorce a pillow wife? Or could she divorce him?

My Aimless Infatuation said...

You don't even want to know what I thought the bride was when I first saw the pic in google reader,lol.

Homesick Cajun said...

So did you see the one on Perez Hilton about the lady who got into a wreck because she was shaving her vajajay while she was driving? It gets better! Apparently she was on her way to see her boyfriend and wanted to be "ready." So...he ex husband was in the car with her and was holding the wheel for her while she was shaving her vajajay!

Where do they find these people? People like this should not be allowed to breed! Lmao!!

Apryl said...

At least Lars let it die....

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LV said...

I do no know how you come up with some this crazy stuff you do. This about takes the cake. In my opinion, his cheese has slipped off his cracker.

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

He needs to be evaluated instead of the priest humoring him and performing the ceremony. Does the pillow talk to him? What does it give him that a normal, breathing person can't? I just don't get it but even if I did, I'd stay clear away from him because he's the type that would go postal for no reason at all.

Coffeypot said...

No more Saki for him...

el vigilante said...

I bet he trades here in for a newer model in a couple of years after she gets lumpy.

Plentymorefishoutofwater said...

Crazy doesn't cover this. Fantastic post.
*Plentymorefishoutofwater - One Man's Dating Diary*

The Retired One said...

At least if she gains weight, he will be happy for her to be more fluffy.
ha

Happy Hour...Somewhere said...

Surely you have seen the "Taboo" episode where the guys have relationships with dolls...incredibly expensive dolls that look real? One guy says he does not go out with organic women! It was the strangest show to watch but I think pillow man brings it to a whole new level. (Doris Day is thoroughly put out by this I'm sure.)

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Wow! I think I've seen it all now.

I like my pillow, but probably not THAT much.

Mocha Dad said...

This guy is nuts. He'll dump her for a firmer model.