Tuesday, February 23, 2010

If you marry an Ohio girl....

Three friends married women from different parts of the Midwest.

The first man married a woman from Indiana. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the the
third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put

The second man married a woman from Michigan He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.  The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Ohio. He ordered her to keep the house  cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

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BLissed-Out Grandma said...

Hahahaha. Spoken like an Ohio girl.

Homesick Cajun said...

I have an award for you in my blog if you'd like to pick it up.

LV said...

That is great! That Ohio girl must have been you.

laura said...

That could have been written by a Pennsylvania girl too, y'know!!!!

gayle said...

Cute!! Hope you have big plans this weekend!! You know what you have to do:)