Friday, January 29, 2010

This is why I'm single.

Yes folks, this is what's swimming around in the dating pool out there.



If these are my options ::::shudder:::: then I am very happy remaining a single woman.

31 comments:

FRANNIE said...

Oh my Christ I think I need to disinfect my eyes! If those are your choices I'd stay single in anhot minute!

Janine@Shelf Life said...

and they say there are no good men out there.....

Lizzy and Elle said...

Damn I think one of those was my ex

~Thought's By Dena~ said...

I feel like I just had a nightmare only I was awake!!!! UUUUUGGGHH!!!!

LeeAnn said...

Yikes!! Not good. But where do you find these people. Trust me girlfriend, that's not all that's there. I found a good one living right down the street from me. I know he can't be the last good man out there. Hang in there!

Apryl said...

These are totally like the World of Warcraft twits that sit in their mom's basement, join dating sites in their under-roos and try to send me messages via dating websites using tween-text speak.

Also why I instantly hit "DELETE" upon reading these messages.

I too would rather keep by "B.O.B" (battery operated boyfriend) than deal with the nonsense.

Party on Sistah.

http://aprylsmindshowers.blogspot.com/

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

Oh God where the hell did you find these great specimens? I need to shower now.

I am happily married but God forbid I am single again I think I will just stock up on batteries!!

My Aimless Infatuation said...

This dating pool is also the reason I'm single and sure I will stay that way.

Danica said...

I barfed a little in my mouth...ugh.

Secretia said...

They are all disgusting!
God bless fantasy and our vibrators!

Secretia

The Retired One said...

OMG....
and I just had lunch, too.
Now, twice (thanks, thanks a lot!) hahahaaaa

STILLMAGNOLIA said...

OMG....that is nasty! I can't believe ANYONE would allow a camera near them in those get ups....and yes, I would stay single in a Minnesota minute.

f1trey said...

OMG..... vomit never came so fast.....

R. Jacob said...

They are there to make me look more appealing. It appeared to have worked.

Coffeypot said...

I showed these to my gay broher and even he puked in his mouth.

Ginger@When Ginger snaps... said...

Oh My God I think I may have dated that last guy when I was single!! Hang in there, Sweetie. You'll find the right guy. I did. And if I can do it - that's just proof that there IS a God!!

Robynbeth said...

I may never date again.

Fragrant Liar said...

WHOA!

Frankenstein there looks like his wife probably tried to off him with a weed wacker. She should have gone after the last guy instead, who looks more like the missing link. He could use a trim right around his . . . his . . . his everywhere.

Anything Fits a Naked Man said...

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!!! This is HILARIOUS!! Thanks for a great morning laugh!!

I'm new to the "blogosphere," and I'm so glad I found you! Please don't stop!!

Complicated Kitten said...

Very scary!!

Keeper Of All Things said...

OMG....i think i just threw up in my mouth a little.........

iamagrownup said...

oh my! Maybe it's time to become a lesbian.

Blasé said...

Lawd Have Mercy!

Lorna said...

I'm...speechless. But entertained. And congratulating myself (over and over, and over again) for my single status.

gayle said...

I would rather be single too!! Yuck!!!!

fanning flashes said...

Pretty sure that last guy is my ex-husband. Those studs gave me goosebumps and not the good kind. Great blog. I am now a follower. Thanks for making me smile while I am home alone on a Saturday night.

Ace said...

Wow. I think I'll just stay married forever. I could not deal with that.

rennschnecke said...

that is cute , charming funny etc.
hey from germany.
;-)

Linda Medrano said...

Girl! No. 5 isn't THAT bad.

jaded said...

OMG - that was the funniest thing ever. i was literally cracking up out loud. Dear God, there have got to be more options.

Sprinces Dreamweaver Sculpts said...

inny minny mini mo...lol. I believe I'd have to do without!