It's never too late to live happily ever after.
Oh my Christ I think I need to disinfect my eyes! If those are your choices I'd stay single in anhot minute!
and they say there are no good men out there.....
Damn I think one of those was my ex
I feel like I just had a nightmare only I was awake!!!! UUUUUGGGHH!!!!
Yikes!! Not good. But where do you find these people. Trust me girlfriend, that's not all that's there. I found a good one living right down the street from me. I know he can't be the last good man out there. Hang in there!
These are totally like the World of Warcraft twits that sit in their mom's basement, join dating sites in their under-roos and try to send me messages via dating websites using tween-text speak.Also why I instantly hit "DELETE" upon reading these messages.I too would rather keep by "B.O.B" (battery operated boyfriend) than deal with the nonsense.Party on Sistah.http://aprylsmindshowers.blogspot.com/
Oh God where the hell did you find these great specimens? I need to shower now.I am happily married but God forbid I am single again I think I will just stock up on batteries!!
This dating pool is also the reason I'm single and sure I will stay that way.
I barfed a little in my mouth...ugh.
They are all disgusting!God bless fantasy and our vibrators!Secretia
OMG....and I just had lunch, too.Now, twice (thanks, thanks a lot!) hahahaaaa
OMG....that is nasty! I can't believe ANYONE would allow a camera near them in those get ups....and yes, I would stay single in a Minnesota minute.
OMG..... vomit never came so fast.....
They are there to make me look more appealing. It appeared to have worked.
I showed these to my gay broher and even he puked in his mouth.
Oh My God I think I may have dated that last guy when I was single!! Hang in there, Sweetie. You'll find the right guy. I did. And if I can do it - that's just proof that there IS a God!!
I may never date again.
WHOA!Frankenstein there looks like his wife probably tried to off him with a weed wacker. She should have gone after the last guy instead, who looks more like the missing link. He could use a trim right around his . . . his . . . his everywhere.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!!! This is HILARIOUS!! Thanks for a great morning laugh!!I'm new to the "blogosphere," and I'm so glad I found you! Please don't stop!!
OMG....i think i just threw up in my mouth a little.........
oh my! Maybe it's time to become a lesbian.
Lawd Have Mercy!
I'm...speechless. But entertained. And congratulating myself (over and over, and over again) for my single status.
I would rather be single too!! Yuck!!!!
Pretty sure that last guy is my ex-husband. Those studs gave me goosebumps and not the good kind. Great blog. I am now a follower. Thanks for making me smile while I am home alone on a Saturday night.
Wow. I think I'll just stay married forever. I could not deal with that.
that is cute , charming funny etc.hey from germany.;-)
Girl! No. 5 isn't THAT bad.
OMG - that was the funniest thing ever. i was literally cracking up out loud. Dear God, there have got to be more options.
inny minny mini mo...lol. I believe I'd have to do without!
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