Tuesday, November 10, 2009

You can't argue with brilliance.


You gotta love Robin Williams ......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to him to come up with the perfect plan for world peace.. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.


'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan..'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there.  We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!!  France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer.


Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

22 comments:

Joanie M said...

I've seen this before and I love it!!!

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Robin Williams cracks me up!!

f1trey said...

cant say as I would argue with any of that... hehe

Nancy@ifevolutionworks.com said...

He does crack me up. A lot of it is so politically incorrect. and I'm not sure I agree with staying out for the way of HItler's (and other assorted thugs way.), but forthe most part..I'd elect him!

Jordan Nicholas said...

unfortunatly mother love, i have to disagree. lol i know its all for laughs but still... =/

OHN said...

Love it.

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

He holds some truths. Funny man, that Robin!

Rebecca said...

LOVE it - and Robin Williams too! This is my first visit as I am trying to stop by all of the SSS participants - and now I'm a follower!

LeeAnn said...

I've seen this before too. Robin Williams is one of my favorites. I like a lot of what he says here.

Bombshell BLISS said...

I gotta agree...too funny.

Rebekah said...

Funny yes, but I have to say HELL YEA!!! When can we put that plan in to motion!!??

Coloradolady said...

This was good......loved it.

The Peach Tart said...

As politically incorrect as most of these are, there's lots of truth to most of them.

ModernMom said...

Robin Willams is a wild and intellegent comedian! Love it.

Coffeypot said...

If that's his platform I will vote for him.

Me said...

I LOVE this and while most of it is politically incorrect I must say I whole heartedly agree!!!

Gaia said...

I love Robin Williams. He is funny yet sensitive.. it's great plan too, urh he share it with the president? lol

prashant said...

I'm not sure I agree with staying out for the way of HItler's Work From Home

kanishk said...

ant say as I would argue with any of that... Work from home India

Elsa said...

nice page!春夏秋冬,民宿,
樂活花欣,秦老爹民宿,福紀行,極品美宿,極品,風格民宿,風格民宿,休閒套房,人文旅舍,包棟民宿,花園民宿,尚芳民宿,松格民宿,水晶閣民宿,吉吉小鎮,綠野森林,盛夏的軌跡,花蓮民宿,大興民宿,仙洞人民宿,忘憂園,奇巧民宿,益順休閒農莊,阿寶民宿,溫泉山莊,金萱花民宿,加賀屋,信義民宿,清悠嶺,綠海天際,衣牛農舍,加家民宿,鏷石民宿,花園別墅,花園民宿,漱石山居,樟之園,客之屋民宿,小棧民宿,東岡秀川,知音民宿,柚子林民宿,弘果民宿,夢之鄉民宿,信號,溫泉山莊,清風茶園,出租,景觀民宿,椰子林溫泉,微風星情,鯉魚潭,整棟出租,傅家農園,金典民宿,元氣屋,綠舍,渡假花園,東華,嘉年華,村野之家,11號海洋,山海戀,海景民宿,豐廬居,魚爸的家,海景民宿,經典海岸

Elsa said...

nice page!國民旅遊卡,麻辣火鍋,喝水,多喝水,火車,喝水,火花,多喝水,喝茶,四物湯,喝水,喝茶論壇,吃喝玩樂,鹼質好喝,啤酒,程式,多喝水,喝水程式,生化湯,檸檬水,喝水,喝水,喝酒,喝茶,喝水,羊奶,喝茶吃魚,經痛,桂格,吃吃喝喝,黑松,羊奶,軍火,豆漿,喝酒,喝水,喝水,喝多少水,喝茶,喝水,台中,喝水,天堂,台中,青花瓷,菜花,聊天,民宿,線上,花岩山林,秘密花園,名模花花,花朵,寶徠,林家花園,花蓮美食,清潔,花語,白河,流星花園,熱水器,花園歌,民宿,電影城,花蓮房屋,蔡依林,流星花園,火花遊戲,桃花,夜市

Robin said...

sorry, robin williams had nothing to do with this.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

it seems to strike a chord with a lot of people, though.