Monday, November 16, 2009

I'm getting implants!!!!


Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them..

27 comments from crazed fans:

The Peach Tart said...

ha! splendid idea.

Trisha R Jackson said...

Do you think that insurance will cover them?

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

OMG! I'm in!!

Jan said...

I'm sure someone would go for that! What price beauty?

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

PS If you haven't stopped by, there's something for you at my place.

Gaston Studio said...

LMAO! This is your best in months!!!

Danica said...

LMAO!!! Of course.

R. Jacob said...

does it come with ear buds?

f1trey said...

rechargeable?

IronBear138 said...

LOL! :-)

Alice in Wonderland said...

Is this for real?

Nancy@ifevolutionworks.com said...

If it picks up ESPN channels, you'll have every man's full and complete attention!

Brighton Mum-Teenage Angst said...

He-he! Who comes up with the brilliant stuff! I'd be a little concerned about said 'men' sticking their head between my 'implants' for a quick listen!

Bagman and Butler said...

Having just spent the weekend with our one-year-old grandson in the house and another on the way, I'm wondering if I can get some for his mother that play lullabies. Or give post-hypnotic suggestions: "I will not poop in my pants while grandpa is holding me; I will not...etc."

Strongblkwmn said...

LOL! That was awesome! I'm sure they would fly off the shelves.

Janie said...

I always thought that life to be set to continuous music... love it... guess we will be judged on the size of our boom box now...

Coffeypot said...

Adjusting the volume will still be fun.

Vegas Linda Lou said...

You're a kook! That's why I love you.

OHN said...

Why is the only image I have is my husbands face smashed between my boobs...kinda like headphones.

The Retired One said...

Hilarious!!!

And I know EXACTLY where the ear buds will be kept. hahaaaaaaa.....

Fragrant Liar said...

Guys will have races wearing their wives' boobs on their faces, and this world renowned event will be called the iTitarod.

R. Jacob said...

Fragrant Liar, I think that is brilliant!

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Maureen@IslandRoar said...

However do you think of these?
F-ing hysterical!

Rebecca said...

Hilarious! Where do I sign?

kys said...

It's eco-friendly, too since it's two products in one.

Laurie said...

Go Apple! I'm waiting for the iCock penile implant.

We girls can use some mood music while we're down there ...

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