Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Chocolate
Grey Goose
Coffee with Bailey's
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
Sex
Ice cream
Strawberries
Chocolate
A big salad
Sex
Chocolate
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!
If this happens at the same time I have shrunk down to a size 6, even better. Please refrain from pulling the plug until I can wear couture into eternity.
*************In other news********************
My son is blogging again. Check out his upcoming new tattoo. And you've seen his Chris Daughtry look in the picture on the right, yes? I hardly recognize him anymore. Between the weight loss and the bald head, my baby is gone and my adult son has emerged. Sigh. Where does time go when you're having spawn?
And one last thing....my good buddy Deb over at Postcards from the Edge is going through a rough time with her mom being very sick. Please send some love and prayers her way, will you? She sure could use our support as things are really difficult right now.
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14 comments from crazed fans:
Too dang bad we can't pull the plug on the life support for your blog!
Do you need a notary?
Great post!
Yep, it's amazing how our babies grow up...almost over night. I suppose it is part of the plan to keep us from grieving the loss of being a young mom (afterall, you certainly are not old enough to be the mom of that man!)
Happy Humpday!
~AM
LMAO really though, a big salad? Nix the salad and add more chocolate!
Off to check Jordan's and Deb's blogs.
I agree! And by "artificial means" I mean anything in the IV but Guinness.
I think you better print this and get it to your attorney STAT to make it official. Give a copy to all of your doctors and whoever your power of attorney is!
Oh, and you might want to add more Grey Goose and specify which couture designer you would like to wear.
Those are definite signs of pulling the plug!
Your blog makes me laugh every morning!
Well, first of all ANONYMOUS doesn't have to read your blog if he/she doesn't like it and I say to them, "Go suck an egg!"
This is a cute post..and I agree that you don't look old enuf to be a mom of a grown man !! Speaking of which...I am on my way to check out his blog again..
Yeah, what's with Anonymous slammin my blog? S/he came from Linda Lou's blog, I'm guessing it's the same person who tries to give her shit on her blog too!
Oh, bring it. You have NO idea who you are dealing with. LOL
Oh yeah, Jordan looks very different and so handsome! He's no longer a boy, now a man!
I noticed that you mentioned sex like 4 times. That's a huge clue if I ever saw one...once you stop asking for it, it's time to pull the plug. Off to check on Deb.
OMG, that's frickin funny. lol.
And what's 'anonymous's' problem? What a butt munch. Don't ya love people who can't even leave a name? lol LA-HOOSER
I love that post.....
Now, now Ole Gal!
Don't get all bent outta shape.
I just wanted to give you broads something to talk about on your lonely Saturday nights with your liquor & chocolates complainin' about not getting a man to pamper your fatlazy ass!
Dude, that's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
Replace Grey Goose with Svedka or Tito's and you've written my list! I love the idea of posting your living will on the internet. Let there be no mistake, no papers lost in an unknown safety deposit box.
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